Zaphod Collection 2

menu:

     LOADING AND DECOMPRESSING DEMO
       LOADING AND EXECUTING DEMO
                                   
  WELCOME TO THE ZAPHOD COLLECTION II
    PICK ONE OF THE FOLLOWING DEMOS
 F1 - BLITZ BOMBER   F2 - COPPER RACER
 F3 - FRACTAL GEN    F4 - MUTANT CAMELS
            F5 - DEMOLITION

demo 1:

0x03ba20: "  OH NO?  YOU MOAN"
0x03ba33: " NOT ANOTHER PART??"
0x03ba49: " WELL BE PLEASED AS"
0x03ba5d: "  THIS IS THE LAST"
0x03ba70: " PART OF THIS MONDO"
0x03ba84: " BIG DEMO BY ZAPHOD"
0x03ba98: "  WELL I HOPED YOU"
0x03baab: " LIKED THESE DEMOS?"
0x03bac1: "   IF NOT?  TOUGH"
0x03bad3: "   PLAY WITH THAT"
0x03bae5: " JOYSTICK TO CHANGE"
0x03baf9: "  THE SPEED OF THE"
0x03bb0c: "    COPPER BARS?"
0x03bb1d: "IF YOU WANT TO WRITE"
0x03bb32: "  TO ME FOR A CHAT"
0x03bb45: "    THEN WRITE TO"
0x03bb59: "  1 TUNDER STREET   "
0x03bb6e: "   WANNEROO 6065    "
0x03bb83: " WESTERN AUSTRALIA  "
0x03bb98: "                    "
0x03bbad: "  OK THATS ALL FOR"
0x03bbc0: "  THIS PART OF THE"
0x03bbd3: "     MEGA DEMO!"
0x03bbe3: " DEMO @ 1990 ZAPHOD"
0x03bbf7: "        "
0x03bc00: "        "
0x03bc09: "        "
0x03bc12: "        "
0x03bc1d: "OK NOW FOR THE GREETINGS IN A TO Z ORDER .. "
0x03bc4d: "* A.C.U."
0x03bc56: "* ABAKUS"
0x03bc5f: "* ABUSIVE"
0x03bc69: "* ABYSS"
0x03bc71: "* ACADAMY"
0x03bc7b: "* ACCESS"
0x03bc84: "* ACTION FORCE"
0x03bc93: "* ADELAIDE"
0x03bc9e: "* AEON"
0x03bca5: "* AGENTS"
0x03bcae: "* ALCATRAZ"
0x03bcb9: "* ALIVE"
0x03bcc1: "* ALPHA FLIGHT"
0x03bcd0: "* ANARCHY"
0x03bcda: "* ANGELS"
0x03bce3: "* ANIMATE"
0x03bced: "* ANXIUS"
0x03bcf6: "* APEX"
0x03bcfd: "* APEX-URGLOAD"
0x03bd0c: "* ARAGORN"
0x03bd16: "* ARCANE"
0x03bd1f: "* ATTRIUM"
0x03bd29: "* AVALANCHE"
0x03bd35: "* AVENGER"
0x03bd3f: "* AVOID INT."
0x03bd4c: "* AXEON"
0x03bd54: "* BAD COMPANY"
0x03bd62: "* BALANCE"
0x03bd6c: "* BAMIGA SECTOR ONE"
0x03bd80: "* BEASTIE BOYS"
0x03bd8f: "* BLACK KNIGHTS"
0x03bd9f: "* BLOODSUCKERS"
0x03bdae: "* BONG WATER"
0x03bdbb: "* BRAINSTORM"
0x03bdc8: "* BUG"
0x03bdce: "* CABE"
0x03bdd5: "* CARDINALS"
0x03bde1: "* CAVE"
0x03bde8: "* CHAOS"
0x03bdf0: "* CIRCUS OF POWER"
0x03be02: "* CLASIC"
0x03be0b: "* CLONES"
0x03be14: "* COMPLEX"
0x03be1e: "* CRIONICS"
0x03be29: "* CRUSADERS"
0x03be35: "* CRYPTOBURNERS"
0x03be45: "* CULT"
0x03be4c: "* CYCRON"
0x03be55: "* CYIPT"
0x03be5d: "* D-MOB"
0x03be65: "* DAWN"
0x03be6c: "* DEACOY"
0x03be75: "* DEADLINE"
0x03be80: "* DEADZONE"
0x03be8b: "* DEATHSTAR"
0x03be97: "* DEEPSTAR"
0x03bea2: "* DEFJAM"
0x03beab: "* DEMONS"
0x03beb4: "* DEPREDATORS"
0x03bec2: "* DEXION"
0x03becb: "* DIGITECH"
0x03bed6: "* DISKNET"
0x03bee0: "* DOC"
0x03bee6: "* DRAGONS"
0x03bef0: "* DRUIDS"
0x03bef9: "* DSP"
0x03beff: "* DUAL CREW"
0x03bf0b: "* DYNASTY"
0x03bf15: "* E.S.A"
0x03bf1d: "* EMPIRE"
0x03bf26: "* END OF CENTURY"
0x03bf37: "* ENEMYS"
0x03bf40: "* ENERGY"
0x03bf49: "* ESCAPE"
0x03bf52: "* EXCEL"
0x03bf5a: "* EXODUS"
0x03bf63: "* EXTREME"
0x03bf6d: "* EXULT"
0x03bf75: "* FACTOR 4"
0x03bf80: "* FAIRLIGHT"
0x03bf8c: "* FALCONS"
0x03bf96: "* FIRESTARTERS"
0x03bfa5: "* FLASH PRODUCTIONS"
0x03bfb9: "* FRAXION"
0x03bfc3: "* FREEDOM FORCE"
0x03bfd3: "* FREESTYLE"
0x03bfdf: "* GAINTS"
0x03bfe8: "* GATE"
0x03bfef: "* GHOSTRIDERS"
0x03bffd: "* GRAILQUEST"
0x03c00a: "* HCS"
0x03c010: "* HEADWAVE"
0x03c01b: "* HELLRAISERS"
0x03c029: "* HIRAX/MAGICIANS"
0x03c03b: "* HORIZON"
0x03c045: "* HUMANOIDS"
0x03c051: "* IAN & MIC"
0x03c05d: "* IMPACT"
0x03c066: "* INTUITION"
0x03c072: "* IPEC"
0x03c079: "* IT"
0x03c07e: "* ITALIAN BAD BOYS"
0x03c091: "* JOY DIVISION"
0x03c0a0: "* JUNGLE COMMAND"
0x03c0b1: "* KEFRENS"
0x03c0bb: "* LAWBREAKERS"
0x03c0c9: "* LEGEND"
0x03c0d2: "* LEVEL 4"
0x03c0dc: "* MAD"
0x03c0e2: "* MAD MONKS"
0x03c0ee: "* MAHONEY & KAKTUS"
0x03c101: "* MASTER CREW"
0x03c10f: "* MIRAGE"
0x03c118: "* MODE D"
0x03c121: "* MONOTOF"
0x03c12b: "* MORDOR"
0x03c134: "* MORELOVE"
0x03c13f: "* MYSTIX"
0x03c148: "* NECATRIX"
0x03c153: "* NEUTRON DANCE"
0x03c163: "* NEWWAVE"
0x03c16d: "* NINJA FORCE"
0x03c17b: "* NO LIMIT"
0x03c186: "* NORTHSTAR"
0x03c192: "* NOVA"
0x03c199: "* NUKEBUSTERS"
0x03c1a7: "* ORACLE"
0x03c1b0: "* OVERLOAD"
0x03c1bb: "* P.M.C"
0x03c1c3: "* PARADISE"
0x03c1ce: "* PARANOIMIA"
0x03c1db: "* PHANTASIE"
0x03c1e7: "* PHENOMENA"
0x03c1f3: "* PHOENIX"
0x03c1fd: "* POISON"
0x03c206: "* POWERDRIVE"
0x03c213: "* POWERLORDS"
0x03c220: "* POWERSLAVES"
0x03c22e: "* PREDATORS"
0x03c23a: "* PRISM"
0x03c242: "* PROLOGIC"
0x03c24d: "* PRONE"
0x03c255: "* PUBLIC ENEMIES"
0x03c266: "* QUADLITE"
0x03c271: "* QUADRAM"
0x03c27b: "* QUARTET"
0x03c285: "* QUARTEX"
0x03c28f: "* QUESTOR"
0x03c299: "* R.A.F"
0x03c2a1: "* RANDOM ACCESS"
0x03c2b1: "* RATS"
0x03c2b8: "* RAZOR"
0x03c2c0: "* REBELS"
0x03c2c9: "* RED SECTOR"
0x03c2d6: "* ROUND CIRCLE"
0x03c2e5: "* SAVAGE"
0x03c2ee: "* SCOOPEX"
0x03c2f8: "* SETROX"
0x03c301: "* SHADOW"
0x03c30a: "* SHAKA"
0x03c312: "* SHAPE"
0x03c31a: "* SHARE & ENJOY"
0x03c32a: "* SILENTS"
0x03c334: "* SINNERS"
0x03c33e: "* SLIPSTREAM"
0x03c34b: "* SODAN"
0x03c353: "* SPEADPOINT"
0x03c360: "* SPECTRE"
0x03c36a: "* SPIRIT"
0x03c373: "* STAR"
0x03c37a: "* STARHAWKS"
0x03c386: "* STORM"
0x03c38e: "* SUCCESS"
0x03c398: "* SUNRIDERS"
0x03c3a4: "* SUPREME"
0x03c3ae: "* TARKUS TEAM"
0x03c3bc: "* TAT"
0x03c3c2: "* TEAM-X"
0x03c3cb: "* TETRAGON"
0x03c3d6: "* TEXACO"
0x03c3df: "* THE FORCE"
0x03c3eb: "* THE LOST BOYS"
0x03c3fb: "* THE NUTCRACKERS"
0x03c40d: "* THEATRE"
0x03c417: "* THRILL"
0x03c420: "* THRUST"
0x03c429: "* TITANICS"
0x03c434: "* TOP SWAP"
0x03c43f: "* TPS"
0x03c445: "* TRASH"
0x03c44d: "* TRIAD"
0x03c455: "* TRIANGLE"
0x03c460: "* TRILOGY"
0x03c46a: "* TRISTAR"
0x03c474: "* TROLLO"
0x03c47d: "* UNIQUE"
0x03c486: "* VISION"
0x03c48f: "* VISION FACTORY"
0x03c4a0: "* VISUAL ARTS"
0x03c4ae: "* VORTEX 42"
0x03c4ba: "* WARFALCONS"
0x03c4c7: "* WEA"
0x03c4cd: "* WEB INC."
0x03c4d8: "* WIZARD"
0x03c4e1: "* WIZCAT"
0x03c4ea: "* WORLD OF WONDERS"
0x03c4fd: "* WORLD VISION"
0x03c50c: "* X-MEN"
0x03c514: "* YOUNG ONES"
0x03c521: "* ZARK"
0x03c528: "* ZOMBIE BOYS"
0x03c536: "* OK THATS ALL, IF I FORGOT YOU THEN BAD LUCK! MAYBE NEXT TIME.."
0x03c577: "                                   "
0x03c5a0: " zap  "
0x03c5ad: "G'DAY AND WELCOME TO THE FIRST OF MY DEMOS ON THE ZAPHOD COLLECTION II        DON'T YOU THINK THAT THIS DEMO IS NAF??  WELL THE NEXT DEMO IS BETTER?      THIS PART BASICLY CONTAINS ALL OF THE GREETINGS TO EVERY GROUP WHICH HAVE EVER RELEASED A DEMO ON THE AMIGA.  OVER 200 GROUPS!    MEGA COOL ZAPHOD GREETINGS GO TO:   -  THE NUTCRACKERS, HI GUYS!  -  DAWN  -  THE HELLRAISERS, HI PETER, NIGEL AND PAUL  -  SHADOW, THANKS FOR THE GRAPHICS IN MY GAME.  -  MONOTOF, NICE TRADING WITH YOU.  -  SHAKA, NICE TRADING WITH YOU ALSO!  -  ARAGORN, YOU STILL WORKING ON DIESECTOR??  -  AND TO MY TWO LOVES IN NORWAY SARA AND RANATE, READ THE NEXT SCROLL GIRLS.      OK THATS ALL FOR THE PERSONAL GREETS, READ THE BENT SCROLLY BEHIND THIS ONE FOR YOUR GROUP NAME AND GREETING.             "
0x03c8bc: "WARNING!   WARNING!   DANGER!   OH FUCK!          "
0x03c8ef: "YOUR OVER ENEMY GROUND, RUNNING OUT OF AIR AND BUILDINGS ARE IN THE WAY.  WHAT DOES A PILOT DO??  WELL HE COULD DO THE FUN THING AND BLOW THE BUGGERS UP, SO HE CAN LAND ON THE GROUND OR HE COULD JUST HIT A BUILDING AND CRASH IN A BALL OF FLAMES.  I FOR ONE WOULD PICK THE FIRST OPTION!!      ANYWAY, WELCOME TO THE MAIN PART OF THIS DEMO.  I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE GAME, IT'S A FULLY WORKING GAME IN EVERY ASPECT AND ONLY TOOK A DAY TO WRITE.  MOVE THE JOYSTICK LEFT AND RIGHT TO CHANGE TO SPPED OF THE PLANE, MAKING THE GAME HARDER! WHEN PLAYING, PRESS FIRE TO DROP A BOMB AND DOWN TO MOVE CLOSER TO THE GROUND, BUT YOU CAN'T MOVE BACK UP AGAIN SO BE CAREFULL!     "
0x03cb86: "LIKE THE GRAVESTONE SPECTRUM ANALIZER??  MAKES A CHANGE FROM THE USUAL FOUR CHANNEL BEAT BARS!!       "
0x03cbed: "AT THE MOMENT, I'M DESIGNING PATTERNS FOR MY GAME - WEASEL ON THE GO!.  IT'S HARD DESIGNING OVER 200 SCREENS LIKE MONTY ON THE RUN AND NOT COPYING ANY FROM MONTY.  STILL THEY LOOK A LOT BETTER IN 17 COLOURS AND 17 COLOUR MONSTERS AFTER YOU.      "
0x03cce4: "AT THE MOMENT I'M LISTENING TO ROGER WATERS IN RADIO KAOS.  A REALLY GOOD CD.  AND AFTER IT'S FINISHED I'M GOING TO LISTEN TO SOME PINK FLOYD.      "
0x03cd79: "I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW I HAVE A DRUNK DINOSAUR ON TOP OF MY MONITOR??  REALLY!!  HIS NAME IS SPIKE AND HE REMINDS ME OF EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT!      "
0x03ce0a: "LOTS OF LOVE TO MY TWO LOVE BIRDS IN NORWAY, SARA AND RANATE.  SO WHEN IS THE NUDE PHOTO COMMING GIRLS??       "
0x03ce7a: "I THINK THATS ALL, ENJOY THE GAME AND THE MUSIC FROM IMPOSSAMOLE.  THE GAME WAS TOO MUCH LIKE AXELS MAGIC HAMMER FOR ME TO ENJOY, SHOULD OF BEEN LIKE MONTY ON THE RUN ON THE 74, STILL IN A FEW MONTHS ALL YOU HACKERS CAN GO OUT AND BUY A COPY OF MY GAME AND MAKE A HACKER NICE AND RICH????       "
0x03cfa2: "SEE YA LATER        zap  "
0x03cfbe: "         "

demo 2:

0x05b88e: " G'DAY AND WELCOME TO THE FIRST EVER 100% COPPER GAME/DEMO!   DEVISED AND IMPLEMENTED BY   ZAPHOD  "
0x05b8f2: "          INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE GAME:    PRESS FIRE TO START COPPER RACER.  MOVE JOYSTICK LEFT AND RIGHT ON THE TITLE SCREEN TO CHANGE THE SPEED OF THE GAME.          THE IDEA OF THE GAME IS SIMPLE, STEER YOUR CAR LEFT OR RIGHT TO DODGE THE ONCOMING TRAFFIC.  GET AS FAR AS YOU CAN BEFORE CRASHING.  (TRY TO BEAT THE SCORE 17192 ?)           THE GFX ON THE TITLE SCREEN WERE DRAWN BY SHADOW AND BELONG TO THE FIRST LEVEL OF MY REAL GAME.          EVERY THING YOU SEE ON THE SCREEN IS DONE BY THE COPPER. THE SCROLL, THE GAME, THE ANIMATED GFX AND THE REST.  NO BITPLANE OR SPRITE DMA IS BEING USED, ONLY THE COPPER, BLITTER AND AUDIO DMA.          DEMOS ARE SO BORING THESE DAYS, ALL THE SAME STUFF.  ONLY THE GOOD CODERS CAN DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT, BUT THE WAY IT IS HEADING DEMO GAMES WILL BE THE THING TO DO AS IT WILL SEPARATE THE MEN FROM THE LAMERS.          THATS IT FOR ME, ENJOY THE ZAPHOD EXPERIENCE.                                    "

demo 3:

0x0419da: "  @  20 COLOURS  @  16641 PIXEL DRAWS  @  16585 CALCULATIONS  @  109822 DATA FETCHS (FROM THE ARRAY)  @  1302 BILLION DIFFERENT LANSCAPES  @                    "
0x041a7b: "  THATS WHAT THIS PROGRAM NEEDS TO DO TO GENERATE ANY 1 OF THE BILLIONS OF COMBINATIONS OF LANDSCAPES.    TO USE THIS PROGRAM MOVE THE MOUSE (YEP THE LUMP OF PLASTIC THAT NOBODY EVER USES) AND THE POINTER WILL FOLLOW.   CLICK ON GENERATE TO MAKE A NEW LANDSCAPE USING THE SEED AND THE HEIGHT ADJUST.  TO CHANGE THE SEED JUST PRESS EITHER THE LEFT OR THE RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON OVER A NUMBER TO INCREMENT OR DECREMENT EACH HEX DIGIT.  TO CHANGE THE HEIGHT ADJUST, DO THE SAME, BUT THE WHOLE NUMBER WILL CHANGE..   (IF YOU CANT SEE THE NUMBER YOU WANT TO CHANGE CLICK A LITTLE BELOW IT).  TO QUIT PRESS BOTH BUTTONS WHEN OVER THE QUIT ICON.                           "
0x041d11: "  THIS PROGRAM TOOK JUST OVER A DAY TO WRITE.  IT TAKES 3 SECONDS TO GENERATE A LANDSCAPE. (THE BASIC VERSION TAKES 12 MINUTES) (YEP I WROTE THE FIRST DRAFT IN BASIC!)    I HOPE YOU LIKE THE CHANGE FROM THE USUAL MEGADEMO PARTS. (IE. SCROLLY, BOBS, CRAP!)                        "
0x041e29: "LAST NIGHT I HAD THE MOST AMAZING PHONE CALL, MY TWO FEMALE AMIGA PENPALS (SARA AND RENATE) RANG ME UP FROM NORWAY WE TALKED FOR 15 MINUTES ABOUT OURSELVES AND HOW COLD IT GETS IN NORWAY COMPARED WITH AUSTRALIAS HOT CLIMATE. I LOVED LISTENING TO YOU TWO GIRLS NATTER TO EACH OTHER IN NORWEGIAN.  ANYWAY TALK TO YOU IN THE NEXT LETTER GIRLS.   LOT OF LOVE.    ZAPHOD / CHRIS                      "
0x041fb5: "THATS ALL I CAN BE BOTHERED TO WRITE FOR THIS SCROLLY.   SO TILL THE NEXT DEMO, SEE YA.                                       ZAPHOD        "

demo 4:

0x039582: "  ZAPHOD PRESENTS   ] ATTACK OF THE MUTANT CAMELS [      WRITTEN FOR THE ZAPHOD COLLECTION 2 IN JUNE 1990      CODE: a ZAPHOD a    GRAPHICS: b ZAPHOD AND SHADOW b   MUSIC:  d A REMIX OF 3 PINK FLOYD SONGS (CAN YOU GUESS WHICH ONES) d          INSTRUCTIONS:  PRESS F1/F2 TO CHANGE YOUR STARTING LEVEL (1-30)  AND  F3/F4 TO CHANGE COLLISIONS WITH CAMELS ON OR OFF.  PRESS LEFT MOUSE BUTTON AT ANY TIME TO RETURN TO THE TITLE SCREEN.  ON THE TITLE SCREEN PRESS THE RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON TO EXIT BACK TO THE MENU.         "
0x039786: "e JUST IN CASE YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF A.M.C HERE IS A RUN DOWN OF THE GAME. e       "
0x0397da: "YOU MUST DO BATTLE WITH GIGANTIC SPACE CAMELS WHICH ARE SLOWLY WALKING TOWARDS YOUR BASE.  YOU MUST KILL ALL THE BEASTS PER SECTOR TO SAVE THE BASE.  AFTER YOU HAVE WIPED ALL THE CAMELS OUT, YOU THEN WILL BE TRANSPORTED TO THE NEXT SECTOR TO CONTINUE THE FIGHT.  DURING THE WARP STAGE YOU MUST DODGE MISSILES FIRED AT YOU.                   "
0x039930: "PRESS FIRE TO START"
0x039944: "                   "
0x039958: "TRY TO FIND THE CHEAT??                   GO GET 'EM AND LIVE IN i PEACE i WITH ALL FURRY ANIMALS WHO LIKE TO GATHER IN CAVES.                            "
0x0399f4: "     "
0x0399fa: " NOTHING TO SAY    "
0x039a0e: "                   "
0x039a22: " WAIT A SEC, I HAVE HEAPS TO SAY.                   OK PULL UP YOUR g AND ENTER LLAMA LAND TO ENJOY THE TRUE EXPERIENCE OF SOMETHING WORTH WHILE AND PLAY [ A.M.C ] WRITTEN BY      e ZAPHOD e      "
0x039ae8: "THE BEST WAY TO PLAY THIS GAME IS TO PUT ON A PINK FLOYD CD AND MELLOW OUT TO THE MEGABLAST.    @    READ THE TOP SCROLL FOR THE WAY TO PLAY.    @    SUPER GREETINGS GO TO  c  COLIN, SHADOW, YEGG, ZODIAC AND LINSEY  c   OK JM WERE DID I GET THE c GFX FROM??            @    I'VE FINALLY FINISHED THIS GAME AND COPPER RACER NOW, WHAT GAME SHOULD I DO NEXT,  MAYBE ANOTHER MINTER GAME (I WOULD LIKE TO DO  h GRIDRUNNER h  OR  j IRIDIS ALPHA j ) OR MAYBE SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT LIKE CRACKERS REVENGE (BY SODAN) OR SUCH A GAME.   I SHOULD WORK ON MY REAL GAME, GOT TO EARN A LIVING SOMEHOW.    @    "
0x039d44: "OUR GROUP IS WORKING ON A FEW GAMES AT THE MOMENT,  MAGNATRON (SHADOW AND ZAPHOD)  a  ROBOTRON 2049 (BY COLIN, WITH HELP FROM ME)  b  AN 8 PLAYER TANK GAME, LIKE CAPTURE THE FLAG  d  AND MAYBE WE MIGHT FINISH THE DORK DEMO ONE OF THESE DAYS.      @    ANYONE GUESS WHAT MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE GAME IS?? (NO IT'S NOT AMC THOUGH THAT'S ONE OF THEM)  IT'S JUMPMAN,  IT WAS THE BEST PLAYABLE GAME I EVER SAW ON THE 64.  THESE DAYS GAMES ARE ALL GRAPHICS AND NO GAMEPLAY.  NO WONDER THE COMPANIES ARE GOING BROKE, WHO WANTS TO BUY A BORING GAME WITH 2 DAY LASTING APPEAL.     @    "
0x039f84: "I HATE DEMOS THESE DAYS, ALL VERY BORING, JUST COPIES OF OTHER DEMOS.  TECHTECH AND FASHIONATING WERE THE BEST.  NOW ALL THE SAME SHIT, FILLED VECTORS WITH THE SAME SHAPES, STUPID VECTOR BALLS.  EVEN IF THEY HAD ONE NEW THING IT WOULD MAKE THEM BETTER.  WHY WOULD ANYBODY WRITE A DEMO WITH 60 SCROLLERS IN IT.  NOT ONE IS WORTH READING.    @    "
0x03a0de: "IF YOU HAVN'T GUESSED, I'M GETTING PISSED OFF WITH THIS MACHINE, WITH ALL ITS STUPID BUGS. THE ONE I REALLY HATE IS THE COPY COMMAND, WHY DOSN'T IT CHECK HOW MUCH SPACE IS ON THE DESTINATION DISK FIRST, INSTEAD IT TRIES TO COPY THE FILE ACROSS, AND IF THE DISK IS FULL, IT COMES UP WITH A REQUESTOR ASKING YOU IF YOU WANT TO CANCEL, YOU SAY YES, AND IT GOES AWAY AND DOES IT AGAIN, 60 TIMES LATER ITS FINISHED AND AFTER THAT IT VALIDATES THE DISK.  NOW THAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF.    @    "
0x03a2c7: "FUCK IT PISSED DOWN LAST NIGHT, FOR SIX HOURS IT POURED AND HAILED.  MY WINDOW DECIDED TO LEAK, SO I PLUGED IT UP WITH A TOWEL.  ANYWAY MY GEAR DIDN'T GET WET.    @    "
0x03a370: "I JUST WENT DOWN TO THE SHOPS AND MET A KID WHO SAID THAT HE WAS A MEMBER OF PARANOIMIA AND THAT THEY SENT HIM ALL THEIR SOURCE CODE FOR THEIR INTRO'S, BUT HE SAID HE COULD ONLY PROGRAM IN C.  WHAT A LYING LITTLE LAMER.    @    "
0x03a455: "GOD THE TURTLE MANIA IS GETTING BIGGER EVERY DAY.  I WENT OVER TO KARON'S YESTERDAY AND PLAYED THE TMNT BOARD GAME WITH HER LITTLE SISTER (JOANNE).  IT WASN'T SUCH A BAD GAME, BUT IT DID GET BORING AFTER A WHILE.   KARON WON IN THE END.    @    IF YOU ARE AFTER ANY GOOD BOOKS TO READ THEN TRY ANY OF THE BOOKS BY LARRY NIVEN AND JERRY POURNELLE, THEY ARE MOTE IN GODS EYE, FOOTFALL AND LUCIFERS HAMMER.  ALL THREE ARE VERY GOOD BOOKS, OR IF YOU ARE INTO FANTASY THEN THE CHRONICLES OF THOMAS COVENANT (6 BOOKS) BY STEPHEN DONALDSON ARE EXCELLENT BOOKS. (IN THE TOLKIEN MOLD, BUT BETTER)    @    IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO WRITE TO ME, JUST LOOK IN THE FIRST SCROLL FOR MY f ADDRESS f    @    "
0x03a705: "WELL THATS IT FOR THIS EXPERIENCE, ENJOY THE GAME AND PUT ON SOME PINK FLOYD (THE OLDER THE BETTER)              i              "
0x03a786: "             -- BRAIN DAMAGE --               THE LUNATIC IS ON THE GRASS      THE LUNATIC IS ON THE GRASS      REMEMBERING GAMES AND DAISY CHAINS AND LAUGHS      GOT THE KEEP THE LOONIES ON THE PATH                   THE LUNATIC IS IN THE HALL      THE LUNATICS ARE IN MY HALL      THE PAPER HOLDS THEIR FOLDED FACES TO THE FLOOR      AND EVERYDAY THE PAPER BOY BRINGS MORE                   AND IF THE DAM BREAKS OPEN MANY YEARS TO SOON      AND IF THERE IS NO ROOM UPON THE HILL      AND IF YOUR HEAD EXPLODES WITH DARK FORBODINGS TOO      I'LL SEE YOU ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON                               THE LUNATIC IS IN MY HEAD      THE LUNATIC IS IN MY HEAD      YOU RAISE THE BLADE, YOU MAKE THE CHANGE      YOU RE-ARRANGE ME TILL I'M SANE                   YOU LOCK THE DOOR      AND THROW ARAY THE KEY      THERE'S SOMEONE IN MY HEAD BUT IT'S NOT ME                   AND IF THE CLOUD BURSTS, THUNDER IN YOU EAR      YOU SHOUT AND NO ONE SEEMS TO HEAR      AND IF THE BAND YOU'RE IN STARTS PLAYING DIFFERENT TUNES      I'LL SEE YOU ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON.                   -- ECLIPSE --               ALL THAT YOU TOUCH      ALL THAT YOU SEE      ALL THAT YOU TASTE      ALL YOU FEEL      ALL THAT YOU LOVE      ALL THAT YOU HATE      ALL YOU DISTRUST      ALL YOU SAVE      ALL THAT YOU GIVE      ALL THAT YOU DEAL      ALL THAT YOU BUY      BEG BORROW OR STEAL      ALL YOU CREATE      ALL YOU DISTROY      ALL THAT YOU DO      ALL THAT YOU SAY      ALL THAT YOU EAT      AND EVERYONE YOU MEET      ALL THAT YOU SLIGHT      AND EVERYONE YOU FIGHT      ALL THAT IS NOW      ALL THAT IS GONE      ALL THAT'S TO COME      AND EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN IS IN TUNE      BUT THE SUN IS ECLIPSED BY THE MOON                                                   i               "
0x03ae87: "                 "
0x03ae9a: "MOVE THE JOYSTICK TO SPEED UP THE SCROLL"
0x03aec3: " OR PRESS THE JOYSTICK BUTTON TO PAUSE."
0x03aef3: "--------------- THE GAME ---------------"
0x03af20: "          THE LEGEND CONTINUES"
0x03af41: "             ZAPHOD IS BACK"
0x03af5f: "    AND THIS TIME HE MEANS BUSINESS"
0x03af84: "  BY BRINGING YOU THE FIRST EVER REAL"
0x03afaa: "             MEGADEMO GAME."
0x03afc8: "    AND WHAT GAME IS THAT YOU ASK??"
0x03afee: "         IT'S THE MEGABLASTER"
0x03b00e: "      $$$$$     $$$$$$$    $$$$$$$"
0x03b031: "      $$ $$     $$  $ $    $$   $$"
0x03b054: "      $$ $$     $$  $ $    $$"
0x03b072: "     $$$$$$$    $$$ $ $    $$$"
0x03b091: "     $$$  $$    $$$ $ $    $$$"
0x03b0b0: "     $$$  $$ $$ $$$ $ $ $$ $$$  $$"
0x03b0d3: "     $$$  $$ $$ $$$ $ $ $$ $$$$$$$"
0x03b0f7: "    ] ATTACK OF THE MUTANT CAMELS \\"
0x03b11d: "  ORIGINALY WRITTEN BY THE SUPER COOL"
0x03b143: "              JEFF MINTER"
0x03b15e: " AND GARGLEBLASTED BY THE MEGA AMAZING"
0x03b185: "           PROGRAMMER ZAPHOD"
0x03b1a6: "--------- PROGRAM DEVELOPMENT ----------"
0x03b1d3: "  THE GAME TOOK UNDER 3 WEEKS TO WRITE"
0x03b1fa: "   OR ABOUT 100 HOURS ON THE KEYBOARD"
0x03b222: "               THE FACTS"
0x03b23c: "    TOTAL NUMBER OF LINES   -   7135"
0x03b261: "    SIZE OF SOURCE CODE     - 140000"
0x03b286: "    FILESIZE (UNCOMPRESSED) - 311146"
0x03b2ad: "  - THE FOLLOWING PRODUCTS WERE USED -"
0x03b2d6: "DEVPAC 2.12"
0x03b2e2: "TXED PLUS 2.0"
0x03b2f0: "DELUXE PAINT III"
0x03b301: "AMIGA MONITOR (BY TIMO ROSSI)"
0x03b31f: "ARPLIB 39.1"
0x03b32b: "AUDIOMASTER II"
0x03b33a: "NOISETRACKER 1.1 (I WANT 2.0 GUYS)"
0x03b35e: "HARDWARE REFERENCE MANUAL"
0x03b378: "AMIGA SYSTEM PROGRAMMERS GUIDE"
0x03b397: "68000 REFERENCE GUIDE (MELBOURNE HOUSE)"
0x03b3c0: "A 1MEG AMIGA 500 (SERIAL #1917)"
0x03b3e0: "TWIN EXTERNAL DRIVES"
0x03b3f5: "WICO REDBALL JOYSTICK (8 YEARS STRONG,"
0x03b41c: "                       AND STILL GOING!)"
0x03b445: "A HOME MADE SOUND SAMPLER"
0x03b461: " I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT IN MY OPINION"
0x03b489: "    DEVPAC IS FAR BETTER THAN ARGASM"
0x03b4ae: " ARGASM GURUED ABOUT 9 TIMES ON MY REAL"
0x03b4d6: " GAME WITHOUT TELLING ME WHAT WAS WRONG"
0x03b4fe: "         BEFORE I GAVE UP ON IT"
0x03b51e: " SO STICK TO THE SLOWER BUT MORE TRUSTY"
0x03b546: " DEVPAC (THOUGH ITS NOT PERFECT EITHER)"
0x03b572: "-------- THANKS TO THE FOLLOWING -------"
0x03b59f: "   THANKS TO THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE FOR"
0x03b5c5: "     THEIR SUPPORT AND INSPIRATION."
0x03b5eb: "             ] JEFF MINTER \\"
0x03b608: "   (HE MAKES TRULY INTERESTING GAMES)"
0x03b62f: "             ] COLIN  HALL \\"
0x03b64c: " (FOR HIS IDEAS AND HELP ALONG THE WAY)"
0x03b675: "               ] SHADOW \\"
0x03b68f: " (FOR HELPING ME WITH SOME OF THE GFX!)"
0x03b6b8: "           ] WOOKIE AND CARL \\"
0x03b6d7: "    (NIGHT GOLF!? AND SOUND EFFECTS)"
0x03b6fd: "            ] KARON CHURCH \\"
0x03b71a: "(FOR BEING WHO YOU ARE, A LOVELY PERSON)"
0x03b744: "  ] SARA TORSUIK AND RENATE HAGELIN \\"
0x03b76a: "     (TWO GREAT NORWEGIAN PENPALS)"
0x03b78e: "             ] WAYNE HILL \\"
0x03b7aa: " (A GREAT FRIEND OVER THE PAST 5 YEARS)"
0x03b7d2: "  - A HELLO TO HIS WIFE AND DAUGHTER -"
0x03b7fa: "          ] HANS KLARENBEEK \\"
0x03b818: "(NO, YOU'RE NOT GETTING THE SINGLE FILE)"
0x03b842: "               ] ROSHI \\"
0x03b85b: "    (FOR HAVING GREAT 3 DAY PARTIES)"
0x03b880: "        - WHENS THE NEXT ONE?? -"
0x03b8a2: "             ] PHENOMENA \\"
0x03b8bd: "         (NICE LASERZONE GAME)"
0x03b8dd: "               ] SPIKE \\"
0x03b8f6: "      (THE BEST PLASTIC DINOSAUR)"
0x03b919: "    ] PINK FLOYD AND ROGER WATERS \\"
0x03b93d: "(FOR MAKING THE BEST MUSIC OF ALL TIME!)"
0x03b966: "       - LOVE TO GO TO BERLIN -"
0x03b987: "           ] BUNDABERG RUM \\"
0x03b9a4: "    (GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME TONIGHT)"
0x03b9cd: "------------- THE ADDRESS --------------"
0x03b9fa: "  IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A COMMENT"
0x03ba20: "ON THIS PROGRAM OR TO TELL ME HOW I CAN"
0x03ba48: "   GET A CONSOLE DEVELOPMENT MACHINE"
0x03ba6d: "            THEN WRITE TO.."
0x03ba8a: "      (I DON'T SWAP ILLEGAL STUFF)"
0x03baaf: "              Z A P H O D"
0x03baca: "              1 TUNDER ST"
0x03bae4: "            WANNEROO,  6065"
0x03bb00: "           WESTERN AUSTRALIA"
0x03bb1f: "      SO TILL MY NEXT PERFORMANCE"
0x03bb43: "       STAY COOL - GO FOR ZAPHOD"
0x03bb64: "      ]\\ AND SUPPORT LLAMASOFT ]\\"
0x03bb8a: "----- OTHER MEGABLASTERS BY MINTER -----"
0x03bbb7: "REMEMBER TO BUY ANY OR ALL OF THE GREAT"
0x03bbdf: "            LLAMASOFT WORKS"
0x03bbfc: "               SUCH AS.."
0x03bc16: "ABDUCTOR"
0x03bc1f: "ANCIPITAL"
0x03bc29: "ANDIES ATTACK"
0x03bc37: "ATTACK OF THE MUTANT CAMELS"
0x03bc53: "BATALYX"
0x03bc5b: "COLOURSPACE"
0x03bc67: "GRIDRUNNER"
0x03bc72: "HELL GATE"
0x03bc7c: "HOVER BOVVER"
0x03bc89: "IRIDIS ALPHA"
0x03bc96: "LASERZONE"
0x03bca0: "MAMA LLAMA"
0x03bcab: "MATRIX"
0x03bcb2: "METAGALACTIC LLAMAS BATTLE AT THE EDGE"
0x03bcd9: "                OF TIME"
0x03bcf1: "PSYCHEDELIA"
0x03bcfd: "REVENGE OF THE MUTANT CAMELS"
0x03bd1a: "REVENGE OF THE MUTANT CAMELS II"
0x03bd3a: "SHEEP IN SPACE"
0x03bd49: "TRAXX"
0x03bd4f: "TRIP-A-TRON"
0x03bd5b: "VIVA VIC (COMPILATION)"
0x03bd72: "YAKS PROGRESS (COMPILATION)"
0x03be67: "Hgraphics.library"
0x03c122: "AMIGAISED"
0x03c12e: "BY ZAPHOD"
0x03c13a: "ORIGINAL BY"
0x03c148: "JEFF MINTER"
0x03c156: "START SECTOR 01"
0x03c168: "COLL*+ONS"
0x03c174: "WITH KMLS"
0x03c18c: "YOUR SCORE"
0x03c199: "HIGH SCORE"
0x03c1a6: "CAMEL  BONUS"
0x03c1b5: "\\ : 0000"
0x03c1c0: "00000000"
0x03c1cb: "\\ ;<=> ]"
0x03c1d6: "ROCKETS          STATUS        SECTOR"
0x03c1fe: "TRANS SECTOR HYPERDRIVE ENGAGING"
0x03c221: "   TRANSPORTING TO NEW SECTOR   "
0x03c244: "   SECTOR DEFENCES PENETRATED   "
0x03c267: "      LETS KICK SOME CAMEL      "
0x03c28a: "    ]\\ GAME OVER SHEEPOID ]\\    "
0x03c2ad: "DON'T YOU WANT TO PLAY ANYMORE ?"
0x03c2d0: "    BURNING THE MIDNIGHT OIL    "

demo 5:

0x030798: "ZA NO FRILLS DEMO BY ZAPHOD"
0x0307b4: "              "
0x0307c3: "A COLLECTION OF PHOTOS OF FRIENDS, GOOD AMIGA PICTURES THAT"
0x030800: "KI LIKE AND EVENTS THAT I HAVE HAD"
0x03083f: "NOW HERE'S AN INTERESTING PHOTO OF ME AND MY FRIENDS"
0x030874: "TAKEN ON A FRIDAY NIGHT.  THEY ARE RICK, STUART, ME AND COLIN"
0x0308b4: "I DON'T THINK THAT WE WERE TOO SOBER AT THAT MOMENT"
0x030905: "ANOTHER PHOTO FROM FRIDAY NIGHT.  THIS TIME IT WAS COLIN'S AND"
0x030946: "RICK'S BIRTHDAY AND WE ALL WENT TO THE BOWLING ALLEY"
0x03097c: "-COLIN ENDED UP WINNING BOTH GAMES (BASTARD)"
0x0309a9: "I WAS PRESSED UP AGAINST THE WINDSCREEN TO TAKE THIS PICTURE"
0x030a05: "THE LAST DAY OF COLLEGE, THE GUYS ARE DANNY, STEVE AND ME"
0x030a44: "WE GOT VERY PISSED THAT DAY,  I DRANK OVER 3 JUGS OF BEER"
0x030a80: "I WAS WASTED BY THEN AND I HAD TO CATCH A BUS HOME (YUK) "
0x030ada: "A TRULY WONDERFULL PERSON AND FRIEND  @ KARON CHURCH @"
0x030b16: "THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN WHEN KARON TOOK ME OUT FOR MY 21'ST."
0x030b50: "FOR HER BIRTHDAY NEXT WEEK (3'RD OF AUGUST),  I WILL BE TAKING"
0x030b91: "HER TO SEE LES MISERABLES (ON THE 8'TH NOVEMBER)"
0x030bdd: "\\MY TWO NORWEGIAN PENPALS"
0x030bfb: "FSARA TORSUIK  AND  RENATE HAGELIN"
0x030c22: "(HOPE YOU LIKE THE PICTURES??  WRITE BACK SOON"
0x030c71: "A WHILE AGO I WENT WITH KARON'S FAMILY TO UNDERWATER WORLD"
0x030cb1: "THATS A PICTURE I TOOK OF KARON'S MUM AND SISTER (JOANNE)"
0x030ceb: "JOANNE IS VERY INTO THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES CRAZE"
0x030d42: "IF YOU HAVE BOOTED UP A.M.C THEN THIS PICTURE WILL"
0x030d76: "nLOOK FAMILIAR TO YOU"
0x030d90: "ZI WAS QUITE HAPPY WITH A.M.C"
0x030daf: "7AN ENJOYABLE GAME FOR A FEW WEEKS WORK"
0x030df3: "nTHE LITTLE MERMAID"
0x030e0b: "DDISNEY'S BEST ANIMATED FILM TO DATE"
0x030e32: "I WENT TO SEE IT WITH HANS LAST WEEK AND AGAIN TODAY"
0x030e68: "VAND LOVED EVERY MINUTE OF IT"
0x030e9d: "WHAT REALY AMAZED ME ABOUT THIS PICTURE, IS THAT THE"
0x030ed4: "GIRL LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE A FRIEND OF MINE CALLED SUE MYCOCK"
0x030f2b: "rA TRANSPERTH BUS"
0x030f41: "LNOW THIS IS AN INTERESTING STORY"
0x030f64: "-ONE OF THESE MONSTERS HIT MY CAR LAST YEAR"
0x030f91: "dMADE A BLOODY BIG DENT"
0x030fc5: "}MAX HEADROOM"
0x030fd7: "-WHAT MONITOR WOULD BE COMPLETE WITH OUT HIM"
0x031006: "I SAW THE ORIGINAL MAX HEADROOM THE OTHER DAY (BLIPVERTS)"
0x031041: "0THE EXPLOSION OF THE GUY WAS HEAPS BETTER"
0x031086: "THIS I THINK IS THE BEST HAND DRAWN PICTURE ON THE AMIGA"
0x0310da: "KING TUT.   THIS PICTURE MADE THE AMIGA WHAT IT IS TODAY"
0x03112f: "I REMEMBER SEEING THIS PICTURE OF THE COMMODORE 64"
0x031166: "'REALY GOOD ARTWORK FOR WHAT THE 64 COULD DO"
0x0311b2: "#ALL THE PICTURES IN THIS SLIDSHOW WERE REMAPED"
0x0311e3: "PAND EDITED WITH PHOTON PAINT 2"
0x031207: "-THOUGH THE SHRINKING WAS DONE WITH PIXMATE"