Evil Dead

      $%                $%               $%         ALL THAT ONE GAINS BY FALSEHOOD       IS NOT TO BE BELIEVED WHEN HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH - ARISTOTLE.                               WELL HELLO AND WELCOME TO ANOTHER PROTOCOL DEMO. PLEASE NOTE THAT YOU CAN USE THE LEFT AND RIGHT ARROW KEYS TO SPEED UP AND SLOW DOWN THE SCROLLTEXT.             MYSTIX AND INFINITY YOU ARE A BUNCH OF LAMERS. YOU HAVE NOW STARTED A WAR AFTER RELEASING THOSE DEMOS ON THE LOCAL BBS. THESE INCLUDE -  PATYDEM - REALBARB.DEM - FAGGOT - PARTYINV.DEM. RELEASING THOSE DEMOS WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA.            JUST FOR THE RECORD, PROTOCOL IS NOT A GROUP BUT ONLY 1 PERSON (ME).         $%          SPECIAL THANKS TO DRUID (EX MEMBER OF CODEHQ) FOR DOING THIS BRILLIANT SOUND. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.  NAME OF THIS TUNE IS - PRESSURE ALL OTHER CODE AND GRAPHICS WERE DONE BY ME. I NAMED THIS DEMO EVILDEAD AS THE SKULL LOOKS SIMILAR TO THE ONE FROM THE VIDEO - EVIL DEAD 2.           BEING A STUDENT SUX! YOU NEVER GET TIME TO CODE ON THE AMIGA. EVERYONE LOOK OUT FOR THE LATEST PROTOCOL COMPILATION DISKS. THEY CONTAIN THE LATEST DEMOS AND UTILITIES.         KEEP READING FOR MY PERSONAL GREETINGS, BUT NOW I WILL PASS THE THE KEYBOARD TO MY FRIEND - CONAN OF THE BARBARIANS.                   $%         HI EVERYONE, CONAN OF THE BARBARIANS NOW TYPING IN THIS PART OF THE SCROLLTEXT....               MESSAGE TO WAZZA OF MYSTIX.         WHAT ROCK DO YOU LIVE UNDER.           FUCKINGS TO MYSTIX AND INFINITY. DO YOU KNWOWHAT YEAR THIS IS.              I KNOW OF A LAMER CALLED - ALBINO WHO WANTS TO BUY A DEMO. HE TOLD ME THAT YOU BOUGHT YOUR DEMOS FROM A GUY IN SYDNEY. HE CONTACTED THE GUY AND WAS QUOTED 50 DOLLARS FOR A SUPER VECTOR DEMO. THE GUY SAID THAT YOU GET ALL YOUR DEMOS FROM HIM BY SWAPPING GAMES AND PROFESSIONAL COMPUTER JOYSTICKS SYSTEM FROM STAR CURSOR (THE BIG CHUNKY ONES). 49 DOLLARS FROM K-MART.                              NOW FOR A SHORT STORY...                         THE OTHER DAY I WAS AT THE 7-11 AT WOODRIDGE AND THE GUYS BEHIND THE COUNTER SAID THAT WAZZA WAS A REGULAR CUSTOMER AND OFTEN CAME TO THE STORE TO BUY FRESH CUCUMBERS. THE MYSTERIOUS THING ABOUT THIS WAZZA GUY IS THAT HE ALWAYS COMES HERE AND ASKS IF THE GUY AT THE 7-11 WILL BE FREE AFTER WORK.  ONE EVENING THE 7-11 GUY (HIS NAME IS LARRY BY THE WAY) ACCPTED HIS OFFER. THEY BOTH WENT BACK TO WAZZAS HOUSE AND HAD SOME DINNER. WAZZA POURED THE WINE. AFTER A WHILE THEY HAD A ROMANTIC DANCE. WAZZA REALLY ENJOYED THIS. LARRY WAS GETTING HORNY.. THEY DIDNT HAVE ANY CONDOMS ON THEM SO LARRY WAS A BIT CAUTIOUS. AFTER THEY STARED INTO EACH OTHERS EYES FOR A SHORT MOMENT WAZZA PULLED OUT THE CUCUMBER. LARRY DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF IT. THEN SUDDENLY......................                STORY TO BE CONTINUED!                 HEY WAZZA WHATS THE BEST THING ABOUT BEING A PEDAPHILE.         HEARING A 5 YEAR OLDS PELVIS SNAP WHEN YOU FUCKED HER TOO HARD.      (THAT JOKE WAS A BIT DISGUSTING.).          (CONAN STILL TYPING)       MYSTIX - BEWARE OF THE SPARTICUS!    YOU NEVER KNOW WHERE HE IS. WHEN YOU ARE WALKING DOWN THE STREET LOOK BEHIND YOU, HE COULD BE THERE.             $%                HEY DR.JEST - ARE YOU FROM THE JESTERS. HEY HITMAN, WHY DO THEY CALL YOU HITMAN. DO YOU KEEP BEATING YOUR MEAT.       HEY SCORPION, WE ARE GOING TO STING YOU BADLY!        SKY YOU BIG LARRY - YOU MUST BE AS HIGH AS A KITE.        BLITZER - STOP BLITZING WITH YOUR MEGA FAST BASIC CODE.     TARQUIN - YOU VIKESLAB MEAT RAK TANG.    DEMON - BEWARE OF THE ARTTEC. HE IS AFTER YOU. KEEP A GRASP OF YOUR PENTAGRAM.   PSYKIC (YOUR DEMOS ARE REAL LAME. PLEASE LEARN  TO CODE 68000) - VIGILANTIE (YOU MUST LIKE THE GAME VIGILANTIE TO HAVE A NAME LIKE THAT)             NOW I (CONAN) SEND MY PERSONAL GREETINGS TO THE FOLLOWING BRISBANE AMIGA CODERS - STARCAT (WHAT ARE YOU DOING 9TH OF DECEMBER.) -  MANTIC (HOW ARE YOU VIKE SLAB.) -     DR CATACLYSM (CANT WAIT FOR YOUR MYSTIX REVENGE DEMO)   CAB (CANT WAIT FOR THE COVEX SANDSTONE DEMO. THE SNEAK PREVIEW WAS EXCELLENT!)        END OF SCROLLTEXT FROM CONAN.. PASSING THE KEYBOARD BACK TO PROTOCOL             $%                             $%                 PROTOCOL BACK AT THE KEYBOARD.  HEY MYSTIX HOW MUCH DID THE PARTYDEM DEMO COST YOU FROM FACTOR 4.  YOUR INTERLECTUAL ABILITY ONLY REACHES THE LEVEL OF WRITING SCROLLTEXT. UMMM I DONT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DMACON AND BLTCON0. WHATS ASSEMBLY CODE. IS THAT THE LANGUAGE THAT THE GUYS WHO MAKE THE DEMOS USE. I ALWAYS THOUGH THAT THEY USED AMIGA BASIC. STRANGE THAT..      I WILL NOW SENT OUT MY PERSONAL GREEIINGS TO THE FOLLOWING BRISBANE CODERS. ARTTEC (HEY THE DEMO COMPILATION FROM ALL THE LOCAL BRISBANE CODERS WILL BE GREAT! SEE YOU AT THE NEXT COPY PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE. THE NEW CREW THAT WE ARE GOING TO FORM WILL BE GOOD.)  -  ROBOCOP (WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO BUY YOUR MODEM. KEEP CODING THE GHETTOBLASTER DEMO. IT SHOULD BE GOOD)   -  HITMAN OF CODE-HQ   (STOP LAMING OUT ON IBM ASSEMBLY AND GET BACK TO THE AMIGA.. I AM STILL WAITNG FOR YOUR CONVERSION OF - SON OF BLAGGER.  -  PC HACKER (PEOPLE WITH 9600 BAUD MODEMS THINK THEY RULE THE EARTH! NICE TO SEE THAT YOU ARE BACK TO CODING. PITTY THATS ITS C THOUGH. I STILL LOVE SEKA, ALTHOUGH DEVPAC COMES 2ND THESE DAYS..)  STARCAT OF BARBARIANS (I LOVED THE LAZARUS DEMO THAT YOU AND CONAN CODED. CANT WAIT TO SEE THE GAME FINISHED. -  CAB (THE NEW CONE DEMO IS LOOKING GREAT. KAOS IS ALIVE AND WELL! HELLO TO A.B OF KAOS AS WELL. )  DR.CATACLYSM -  (GUESS WHAT. I HAVE TAKEN YOU OUT OF THE FUCKINGS LIST. SINCE I TALKED TO YOU ON THE PHONE LAST WE HAVE RESOLVED THE DIFFERENCES OVER SCAB AND GRAPHICS SEARCHER.)  -  RINCEWIND  (YOUR NEW DEMO IS EXCELLENT! ESPECIALLY THE STAR BURST ROUTINE. I AM STILL RECOVERING FROM THE ISAD ASSIGNMENT. THIS DEMO IS REALLY POPPING NOW!) - ROCKJUICE (YOUR NOISETRACKER TUNES ARE BRILLANT. WE WILL RELEASE THE MUSIC DISK REAL SOON. NICE SWAPPING WITH YOU AS WELL. CATCH YOU ON THE VAX) - HEAT (NICE CHATTING TO YOU ON THE U.C.) - PRISM (I LOVED THE POWERDEMO THAT YOU DID! NOT BAD FOR YOUR 1ST EFFORT. NICE SEEING YOU AT THE COPY PARTYS AT ARTTECS HOUSE. JUST GET ME A CAN OF PRISM COLA FOR ME. ) - GARFIELD (I COULDNT FORGET YOU FROM MY GREEIINGS LIST) - ANTHONY.H (CHAT TO YOU ON THE VAX)             NOW GREETINGS TO THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE OUTSIDE BRISBANE - PUNISHERS OF MELBOURNE - ACOUSTIC CREATIONS (UNTIL THE NEXT DISK MAIL) - DECAY (LOVED THE HINCH DEMO BIGMAC)           $%           NOW FOR THE FUCKINGS LIST - MYSTIX -  - INFINITY - ALBINO - JESTERS (FOR FILE ZAPPING) AND THE REST.                        NOW I AM GOING TO HAND THE KEYBOARD OVER TO ARTTEC -                       HELLO, ARTTEC HERE. WELL I WAS NOT IMPRESSED WITH DEMOS RELEASED FROM MYSTIX. MY NEW DEMO CALLED - VINDICATION WILL PISS ALL OVER ANY MYSTIX DEMO AND A.C.U FOR THAT MATTER.  LOOK OUT FOR A NEW DEMO COMPILATION WHICH WILL CONTAIN DEMOS FROM THE LOCAL CODERS IN BRISBANE. THERE WILL BE NO LAME DEMOS (LIKE MYSTIX) ON IT.              VERY SOON THERE WILL ALSO BE A MEGA-DEMO RELEASED. THE 1ST FROM BRISBANE AND IT WILL BE OF A HIGH QUALITY AND ENTERTAIING AS BUD-BRAINS MEGA-DEMO. ANYWAY I AM OFF TO DO SOME MORE WORK ON THE COMPILATION DISK. SEE YOU ALL SOON....           $%               PROTOCOL BACK HERE AT THE KEYBOARD. WELL NOW SOME TECH INFO INFO ABOUT THIS DEMO. CODE SIZE IS 1971 LINES IN SEKA. THE ONLY THING RUNNING ON THE VBLANK INTERRUPT IS THE REPLAY ROUTINE. SOUNDTRACKER USED IS VERSION 2.4. STAR SCROLL DOWN THE BOTTOM IS 2 SPRITE DMA CHANNELS. THE BULLET SPINNING AROUND CONTAINS 9 FRAMES (THATS WHY ITS SO SMOOTH) THE SKULL PIC IS ONLY 4 BITPLANES AND THE SCROLLFONT IS 3 BITPLANES. THE SCROLLING PART OF THE SCREEN (DOWN BOTTOM) IS SET TO 416 PIXELS WIDE. TOP PART OF SCREEN IS SET TO 320. BPLCON2 IS USED FOR THE SINUS EFFECT THROUGH THE PICTURE AND THE BOUNCING IS DONE VIA BPLPTH. THIS DEMO CONTAINS NO LIBRARIES (EXECEPT FOR ALLOCMEM AND PERMIT ETC.) WELL THAT IS ALL THE STATS FOR THIS DEMO. I AM GOING TO LET YOU GUESS IF THE SPINNING BULLET IS A BOB OR A AN ATTATCHED SPRITE... ONLY A REAL CODER WOULD KNOW!                    $%            THIS IS THE END MY ONLY FRIEND THE END. MYSITX AND INFINITY YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. DONT MESS WITH US OR YOU WILL BE SORRY YOU HAVE EVER HEARD OF PROTOCOL AND BARBARIANS!!      SEE YOU IN THE NEXT PROTOCOL DEMO...      CURRENT TIME IS THURSDAY 11-00 P.M OCTOBER 18 1990.............................