Mogwai and The Control's First

     WHOA!   bd WELCOME TO MOGWAI AND THE CONTROLS FIRST DEMO FOR THE FORCE! THIS DEMO WAS RELEASED AT THE FORCE COPYPARTY!! I SUPPOSE I SHOULD EXPLAIN WHAT I AM DOING IN THE FORCE NOW. WELL THE CORPORAL OF ATTRIUM WAS GETTING PISSED OFF WITH THE INACTIVITY OF A FEW CERTAIN MEMBERS OF ATTRIUM AND LEFT TO JOIN EUROPE AND BECAUSE IT WAS ONLY REALLY THREE S.A. MEMBERS OF ATTRIUM AND THE CORPORAL WHO WERE RUNNING ATTRIUM WE LEFT ASWELL. AT THE COPY PARTY WE JOINED THE FORCES AMIGA DIVISION AND NOW WE  HAVE RELEASED THIS DEMO! THE SHORT BUT COOL MUSIC WAS COMPOSED BY OUR COOL MUZAK PHREAK - KREATOR !!! NOW A MESSAGE TO THAT OTHER GUY RUNNING AROUND CALLING HIMSELF MOGWAI. FUCK OFF!! I HAD THIS NAME FIRST AND I CAN PROVE IT. BECAUSE I AM A REASONABLY NICE GUY YOU WILL BE SPARED BUT REMEMBER EVERYONE   I AM THE MOGWAI. THE ONE AND ONLY  ORIGINAL MOGWAI. N E WAY HERES OUR CONTACT ADDRESS!           CONTACT US:       c PO BOX 503 b        MODBURY  b        5092    b          d SOUTH AUSTRALIA... c   OKAY!   b        d  I AM TOTALLY WASTED NOW AND MY FINGERS HAVE WORN DOWN TO MY KNUCKLES SO HERES THE MAN OF THE MINUTE - KREATOR!!!  QUE FANFARE AND DRUM ROLL!! YES HERE HE IS  KREATOR YEAH!! c...............  VVRROOOM!! b           d OKAY GUYZ THIS ISc    KREATOR  bd YEAH DUDEZ  I AM A FULL ON       c  SPEED   bd   THRASH METAL FREAK....I TOO AM THE MUSO DUDE OFc   THE FORCE  bd      WHILE I AM THINKING OF SOME FREAKY TEXT TO BLOW OFF   I WILL GIVE YOU OUR COMPLETE AMIGA FORCE MEMBERS LIST...............cLETS GO!!         d     c  ANTHRAX  b     -      c  BIRDZONE  b   -   c  KREATOR  b     -      c   MOGWAI   b   -   c  SAVATAGE  b     -     c  THE CONTROL bd         OKAY...WHAT CAN I SAY.. AHH YES !!! I WILL TELL YOU ABOUT OUR LITTLE INTERVIEW WITH THOSE INCREDIBLY ELITE MEGA COOL GUYS FROM PHANTASIE !!!           THE INTERVIEWER WAS THE COOL          ANTHRAX! b           THE INTERVIEWEES WERE ASSORTED MEMBERS OF PHANTASIE..        OKAY   LETS GET THIS INTERVIEW STARTED !!         c  QUESTION 1 bd          dANTHRAX - ''WHAT'S THE AGE OF THE OLDEST MEMBER AND WHAT IS THE AVERAGE AGE IN YOUR GROUP...''           ICEMAN - ''WELL   SINCE I AM 12   I'M THEREFORE THE OLDEST ! I THINK THE AVERAGE AGE IS ABOUT 8.'' (!)         c  QUESTION 2 bd          dANTHRAX - ''WHAT KIND OF HARDWARE DO YOU USE...''         ICEMAN - ''OUR AMIGA'S. '' (!!)           c  QUESTION 3 bd          dANTHRAX - '' DO YOU MAIL TRADE...''          ICEMAN - '' NO! WE ALL KEEP THE SAME BOYFRIENDS UNTIL WE GET SICK OF 'EM. '' (!!!)          c  QUESTION 4 bd          dANTHRAX - ''HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN ON THE SCENE...''           ICEMAN - ''ABOUT 6 YEARS...NAH! PROBABLY 6 MONTHS. BEFORE WE WERE ON ZX-80. ''(!!!!)          c  QUESTION 5 bd          dANTHRAX - ''WHAT DO YOU THINK OF LAMERS...''          ICEMAN - ''NOTHING. LAMERS ARE ALRIGHT! DON'T KNOCK 'EM!! '' (!!!!!)          c  QUESTION 6 bd          dANTHRAX(ROLLING ON THE FLOOR IN FITS OF LAUGHTER!) - ''OKAY. DO YOU MODEM TRADE...''          ICEMAN - ''NO. WE KEEP THE SAME MODEM. '' (!!!!!!)          c  QUESTION 7 bd          dANTHRAX - ''DO YOU HAVE AN ORIGINAL SUPPLIER...''          ICEMAN - ''WHAT! I DON'T UNDERSTAND..UH WHAT'S THAT!''    (I GAVE UP ON THOSE FUCK'N !!'S)          c  QUESTION 8 bd          dANTHRAX(GRINNING CUNNINGLY) - ''HAVE ANY OF YOUR MEMBERS RELEASED ANYTHING...''          ICEMAN - ''WELL    SCRATCH (A PTS MEMBER)   WAS HOLDING MY DICK A FEW MINUTES AGO BUT HE JUST LET GO   SO   I GUESS YOU COULD SAY HE 'RELEASED' THAT! ''          c  QUESTION 9 bd           dANTHRAX - ''WHY DID YOU CALL YOUR GROUP 'PHANTASIE'...''          ICEMAN - ''WE CALLED IT THAT BECAUSE WE HAVE THIS FANTASY OF ONE DAY BECOMING ELITE.'' (DREAM ON...)           c   Q.10    bd          dANTHRAX - ''WHO ARE YOUR IDOLS WITHIN THE SCENE...''          ICEMAN - ''EVERYONE!!!''           c   Q.11    bd          dANTHRAX - ''DO YOU CODE...''          ICEMAN - ''DO I WHAT!! OH NO   NOT AT THE MOMENT. I ONLY CATCH THEM IN WINTER!!''           c   Q.12    bd          dANTHRAX - ''WHAT DO YOU THINK OF QUARTEX  PARANOIMIA AND VISION FACTORY...''           ICEMAN - ''WHO ARE THEY!! WHAT ARE THEY!! AH....ARE YOU CHANGING THE SUBJECT!!''           c   Q.13    bd          dANTHRAX - ''WHY DIDN'T YOUR GROUP MEMBER WHO CAME TO OUR PARTY BRING ANY SOFTWARE   ANY HARDWARE...ANYTHING!''          ICEMAN - ''WELL OUR PARENTS' DIDN'T LET US TAKE ANYTHING BECAUSE THEY OWN OUR AMIGA'S AND DISCS YOU SEE!          c   Q.14    bd           dANTHRAX - ''WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE GAME AND UTILITY...''          ICEMAN - ''WELL MY BEST GAME IS UNDOUBTEDLY 'STAR WARS' AND MY BEST UTILITY WOULD OF COURSE BE 'TYPE'...''          c   Q.15    bd           dANTHRAX - ''HAVE ANY MEMBERS OF YOUR GROUP PRODUCED ANYTHING RECENTLY...''          ICEMAN - ''WELL BEAST WAS ABOUT TO BECOME A FATHER SOON   BUT HIS MOTHER HAD A MISCARRIAGE!!''          c-LAST ONE- bd           dANTHRAX - ''WELL ICEMAN  WE'VE HEARD A RUMOUR THAT YOU HAVE 2 FATHERS. IS THIS TRUE...''          ICEMAN - ''YES!''          ANTHRAX - ''THEN LET US ASK - WHICH ONE OF THEM DO YOU CALL 'MUM'...''          ICEMAN - ''WELL   THAT ALL DEPENDS ON THE ROSTER!''           c----------------------          dHERE WAS OUR REACTION AFTER THE INTERVIEW :          cHAHAHEHIHO bd          cHEHEHIHOHU bd                    cHEH HEH !!!bd          THAT WAS FUN!!          HEY PHANTASIE !! YOU ARSES ARE PATHETHICALLY LAME!! ESPESH THE LOSER WHO CAME TO OUR COPY PARTY IN DECEMBER AND BROUGHT.........  c NOTHING !!bd          THAT'S RIGHT! YOU HEARD IT CORRECTLY!! THIS GAY BROUGHT NOTHING EXCEPT HIS 2 LOSER-FRIENDS AND LOTS-A-BULLSHIT TALK...HIS BOYFRIENDS WERE CALLED:          c   KRAZE   bd   (YOUR 'ART' WAS QUITE FUCKED!!) AND THE OTHER...WHO KNOWS...WHO CARES!! ALL WE KNOW WAS THAT HE WAS A FAT DARK-SKINNED ASSHOLE.........LET'S CALL THIS FAG:          c BLACKIE ! bd   THAT SOUNDS JUST ABOUT RITE!! ALSO! YOU MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT WE HAVE FORGOTTEN...BUT WE HAVEN'T. YOU 3 LOSERS OWE US ENTRANCE-FEE DON'T YOU !!! WELL   I HAVE SOME NEWS FOR YOU. YOU PAY VERY SOON OR THERE WILL BE REAL FUCKIN' TROUBLE!!!! (WE HAVE YOUR HOME ADDRESSES AND NUMBERS!!!)    YOU HAVE THE CHOICE.....          ALSO   WE'RE LIKE 'REALLY' SCARED OF YOU PHANTASUCK IN CASE YOU TELL YOUR MOTHERS   CONSIDERING THEY ARE TWICE THE MEN THAT WE'LL EVER BE !!! ALSO   A FINAL FUCKING/SUPER SLAG TO ICEMAN.....YA KNOW   YOUR NAME IS SO INAPPROPRIATE   CONSIDERING YOU ARE SO UNCOOL!!(HEH HEH!!)...AND NOW!!    A           c   QUICK   b          c PHANTASIE  b          c   JOKE!   b          c  LET'S DO IT!          dICEMAN GOES TO THE DOCTOR AND SAYS: ''HEY DOC. I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY STOMACH!!''  SO THE DOCTOR REPLYS ''OKAY. LET ME CHECK YOU OVER WITH MY STETHOSCOPE!'' THE DOCTOR PULLS OUT HIS STETHOSCOPE  ATTACHES THE HEADPIECE TO HIS EARS   PULLS UP ICEMAN'S JUMPER   AND PLACES THE PIECE ON ICEMAN'S CHEST. ''DO YOUR BOWELS MOVE REGULARLY - DO YOU GO TO THE TOILET OFTEN ENOUGH...'' THE DOCTOR ASKS.  ''  YES! EVERY MORNING AT 8:15 I GO - JUST LIKE CLOCKWORK!!'' REPLYS ICEMAN. ''WELL WHAT COULD BE WRONG WITH THAT!!'' SUGGESTS THE DOCTOR   ''I GET UP AT 10:00 !!!'' ANSWERS ICEMAN           cHAHAHEHIHIHEHOHOHUHAHAHEHIHOHOHIHUHARRR!!!!!!   d THAT WAS A KOOL JOKE!!!!        WHAT COULD BE WRONG... IS HE PERHAPS WORRIED ABOUT THE COPS OR WHAT...HAR HAR!!      HEY LOOK   THIZ IS GETTIN' BOOORING - SLAGGING IS FUN - BUT NOT FOR A WHOLE SCROLLY!!   LETZ 'AVE ZOM MEZAX..OKAY!!  d       MEZAX 2:     c     FROM ANTHRAX TO BAZ AND HANK OF ACTIVE - 'HELLO! ITd WAS GREAT TALKING TO YOU'S ON THE CONFERENCE!!          c FROM ANTHRAX TO MEDIATOR OF AMIGA INDUSTRIES/FREEDOM FORCE - 'NICE TALKIdNG TO YOU ON THE PHONE ALL THOSE TIMES..THANX!!'          c FROM ANTHRAX TO DR.AWESOME OF CRUSADERS - 'THANX FORd YOUR MUSIC DISK!! MAYBE WE'LL BE ON YOUR BBS SOON!'          c FROM KREATOR TO GREGOR OF BLACK MONKS - 'R U DEAD dMAN...'          c FROM KREATOR TO NEWTON OF ESA - 'HELLO NEWdTON!THANX FOR YA TASTY SMORGASBORD SELECTION!!...AND THE OTHER HOT STUFF!! (THE CHILLI'S..) NAH!! - THE SOFTWARE MAN!!!'HARDY HAR HAR...          c FROM KREATOR TO OLLE! OF GENESIS PROJECT - 'R U DEAD dOR WHAT MAN! HAVE U CHANGED ADDRESS! CALL ME SOON OKAY!'          c FROM ANTHRAX TO REX OF NORTH STAR - 'SORRY FORd THE DELAY!! PARCEL IS IN THE MAIL! ALSO   NICE TALKING TO YOU ON THE PHONE!!'          c FROM ANTHRAX TO PORSCHE OF NUKEBUSTERS - 'I'LL CALLd YOU WHEN I GET TO NEW ZEALAND!!'          c FROM ANTHRAX TO TYGER OF PHENOMENA - 'HOPE U GEdT THE DEMO!'          c FROM KREATOR TO DOCTOR NO. OF RAZOR 1911 - 'NICE CONFEdRENCE GUYZ!! CALL OUR US HQ SOON - OKAY!!'          c FROM ANTHRAX TO DARIUS OF RED SECTOR INC. - 'WOT DU YAd FINK OF DIZ DEMO!!'          c FROM ANTHRAX TO DARKWOLF OF SOFTWARE OF SWEDEN - 'NICE TALKdING TO YOU ON THE PHONE!!'          c FROM KREATOR TO HIGHLANDER OF TEAM-X - 'G'DAY MANd!! THANX FOR ALWAYS 'KEWL' LONG LETTERS!! (HAVE MY THINGS ARRIVED YET... (YA KNOW...)'          dONE MORE MESSAGE! WE KEPT THIS ONE LAST TO GET THE FULL EFFECT!!          c FROM ALL MEMBERS OF 'THE FORCE' TO ALL MEMBERS OF PHANTASIE - 'WE SAW YOdUR LATEST DEMO - IT WAS VERY COOL!! BUT JUST ONE THING - HOW COME ALL THE FILES ARE IN THE 'SUPREMACY' DIRECTORY!!!' (HA HA SUCKERS)......NASTY BUT          c   NICE!!  b     AARGH! HAVE YOU REALIZED THAT WE HAVE WASTED APPROX. 8 KILOBYTES OF OUR TIME ON SLAGGING PHANTASIE!!! (BUT IT WAS WORTH IT EH ANTHRAX!!)          dAS YOU MIGHT HAVE READ FROM ABOVE   WE (AS FROM TODAY - 31/12/89) HAVE OUR US BOARD UP dAND RUNNING!!! CONGRATULATIONS TO THE SYSOP FOR HIS FAST WORX!! (GREAT STUFF KEN!!)       THE SETUP IS AS FOLLOWS:   IT ALL RUNS ON A 80 MB HARD-DRIVEN 386 IBM WITH A 19.2 HST US ROBOTIX MODEM AND CURRENTLY HAS 2 LINES (ONE FOR REMOTE AND ONE FOR THE ACCESSER.) THERE SOON WILL BE UP TO 7 (!!!) LINES FOR SIMULTANEOUS USE!! YEAH!! NO SPEEDS UNDER 9600BPS WILL BE ANSWERED BY THE SYSTEM   TO REDUCE LAMERS ON OUR BOARD!! IT IS QUITE HONESTLY THE FASTEST BBS ON THE WESTERN SIDE OF U.S.A.!!! HERE IS DA NUMBER:          c206-531-0318bd - PLEASE SPREAD IT!!!        WELL   THIS IS KREATOR SIGNING OFF NOW ON THIS LAST YEAR OF DECADE! WHAT WILL OUR FUTURE BRING US...MORE PHANTASIE MOCK-UPS...OR PERHAPS MORE ELITE GROUPS TO THE SCENE...WHO KNOWS - JUST W8 AND C!! ANYWAY ONE LAST FING! HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL OUR CONTAX!! (FUCK YOUR MOTHERS!!) HEH HEH!! ONLY KIDDIN' GUYZ (OR DID YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME...)         WELL I HOPE YOU HAVE ALL READ DIZ FAR (OF COURSE THEY HAVE STUPID!! -ED.)        HEY ED.!c           FUCK YOU!!b      dALSO...ICEMAN OF PHANTASUCK IS ALSO CONTACTABLE UNDER MODEM STEALERS ANONYMOUS!!!         c          THIS TEXT WILL OFCOZ RAP FOR ALL YOU WHO WANNA READ IT AGAIN......SEE YA'S NEXT YEAR!!           dKREATOR LOGGIN' OUTTA' 'ERE - 31/12/c89............................ .......  ......   .....    ....     ...      ..       .