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 ...........................                                 f          OK SO YOU NEED SOME HELP -----              'F'   -- FUCKINGS --      'G'  -- GREETINGS --      F1-F5  -- WAVE SPEED --           F6-F10  -- WAVE AMPLITUDE --              UP'N'DOWN ARROWS  -- BAR COLORS --       +'N'- KEYS  -- INVERSE IMAGE --      RIGHT MOUSE  -- PAUSE --       HAVE FUN    .........................                    

 ...........................                            f l        YOU ASKED FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!               THE FULL GREETINGS LIST IS COMING UP NOW:                   FIRST WE'LL START OFF WITH THE LOCAL BRISBANE AMIGA FREAKS...............      ARTTEC          PROTOCOL          CODE.HQ          HARD RESET           MANTIC.....................  GREETINGS TO ALL THE GREAT CREWS AROUND THE GLOBE WILL COME UP RIGHT NOW:                 ALPHA FLIGHT          ARMADA          BAMIGA SECTOR ONE          COMPLEX          CRUSADERS          CRYPTOBURNERS          DEFJAM          D MOB          DEXION          FAIRLIGHT          FRAXION          KEFRENS          NORTHSTAR          ORACLE          PARADOX          PARANOIMIA          QUADLIGHT          QUARTEX          REBELS          RED SECTOR          SCOOPEX          SILENTS          SPREADPOINT          SUPREME          TARKUS TEAM          TITANICS          TRISTAR          UNIQUE          VISION FACTORY                             

 ...........................                           f          THE COMPLETE FUCKINGS LIST IS COMING UP RIGHT NOW:             MYSTIX          A.C.U          ALBINO          TARQUIN.W          DR.CATACLYSM (ART OF DEATH CREW)           YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FILEZAP THE SCROLLTEXT IN THIS ONE DR.CATACLYSM.......................... WE USED DEFJAMPACKER, YOU SPERMY ARSE RINGLICKER!!!!!!!                STIFF (PIXEL)             JESTERS .........................                       

 f b c              ---- THE BARBARIANS ARE BACK ----                          CONAN AND STARCAT FROM BRISBANE PRESENT A NEW DEMO CALLED                          -- LAZARUS --                                                           ln                        HI VIKESLABS, CONAN IS TYPING                         QUICK HELP..........     10,$DFF016 TO PAUSE THE SCROLLER AT ANY TIME                  PRESS HELP TO FIND OUT THE X-TRA FUNCTIONS OF THIS DEMO.......................                              HMM.... WELL WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I GOT TO SAY FOR MYSELF THEN???                 s  WELL FIRSTLY I'D LIKE TO SAY THAT SCHOOL SUX, AND THAT IT TAKES UP TOO MUCH OF WHAT COULD BE USEFUL CODING TIME.........             ALSO I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT DR. CATACLYSM IS A BIG FAT 12 SANDWICH EATING MOTHER-FUCKER                                THE OFFICIAL  MEMBERS OF   -- THE BARBARIANS --  ARE:                 CONAN                - CODER 'N' MAIN GRAFIX -               STARCAT              - CODER 'N' INTRO GRAFIX -                      NO SOUND GUY?            WELL OUR TALENT IN THE SOUND AREA IS NOT ALL THAT HOT, SO WE HAD TO USE UNORIGINAL SOUND                NOT MY FAULT EH!             c                        WELL I THINK THE IDEAL NAME FOR THIS DEMO SHOULD HAVE BEEN           -- OUTA RASTER TIME --                   BUT WE DECIDED ON LAZARUS 'CAUSE              'CAUSE                   FUCK I DON'T KNOW,  THAT'S JUST WHAT WE DECIDED TO CALL IT!                                                        STARCAT SAYS HE'S TO TIRED TO TYPE                    COME ON STARCAT SAY SOMETHING               LOOK AT THOSE ZOMBIES STARING INTO THE SCREEN!                  HE'S GOING TO TALK!                            st                   STARCAT IS TYPING-------------                             BASICALLY I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT WE ARE GOING TO KICK SOME ARSE IN THE WORLD OF DEMO-MAKING        BUT OF COURSE THAT IS QUITE OBVIOUS SINCE WE MYSELF  US  CONAN  AND  STARCAT  (THE WHOLE 5 OF US) HAVE ONLY BEEN CODING FOR ABOUT  -2 MONTHS-    GET THAT LAMERS   --2 MOTHER-FUCKING MONTHS--          AS YOU KNOW THIS DEMO IS CALLED  --LAZARUS--  I WAS THE ONE THAT DECIDED TO CALL IT THAT    I THOUGHT THAT PEOPLE COULD RELATE TO SUCH A COMMON NAME AS LAZARUS   YOU PROBLY HAVE SEVERAL FRIENDS BY THAT NAME     (I SURE AS HELL DONT KNOW ANYONE WHO'S PARENTS WOULD BE SO CRUEL)          NIGGERS RULE  AND SO DO  CHINESE (I HAPPEN TO BE A CROSS BETWEEN THE TWO) c                                      THE ONLY THING THAT I HATED DURING THE MAKING OF THIS DEMO WAS THE FACT THAT SEKA KEPT ON TELLING US THAT THE BIG BASTARD WAS GOING TO WORK BUT THEN IT WOULD SAY    ' GO AND GET FUCKED I ONLY LIKE RUNNING FROM SEKA '                             THE OTHER NIGHT DR CATACLYSM (WHO YOU MAY HAVE SEEN IN THE FUCKINGS) CALLED US UP ON THE PHONE AND ASKED US TO UPLOAD A COPY OF NEWZAP BECAUSE HIS GOT EATEN BY THE  'LAMER-EXTERMINATOR VIRUS' AND HE URGENTLY NEEDED IT TO PUT OUT HIS NEXT DEMO WHICH WON'T BE ANOTHER VERSION OF OURS UNLESS HE HAS WRITEN A DECRUNCH FOR DEFJAM  (FUCKING UNLIKELY)                   s WHAT EVER THE DEMO IS HE WILL TELL US ALL THAT IT IS MEGA-HOT (ONE OF HIS FAMOUS QUOTES)                           ANOTHER FAMOUS QUOTE FROM A BRISBANE CODER COMES FROM 'CAB' OF KAOS   WHO ALWAYS SAYS       ' WHAT I CAN DO IS I CAN ....................................    WELL FUCKED IF I KNOW '           THIS QUOTE IS THE REASON KAOS IS STILL TO RELEASE THIER FIRST DEMO                             STIFF SPEAKING ' OH PLEASE GUYS LET ME DO SOME GRAPHICS FOR YOU  I'M NOT REALLY A LAMER    I JUST CAN'T CODE'                        GREETINGS TO KRS1 OF BDP     AND LLCOOL OF DEFJAM RECORDINGS  (THE REAL DEFJAM)     AND ALSO CHUCK D AND FLAVOUR FLAV OF PUBLIC ENEMY                            c           f                 b  THE BARBARIANS       FRESH FOR 1990 YOU SUCKERS    HAHAHAHA                                 *********************************************************