Fishy Intro

Ladies         and.Fish...children of.all      political.orientations, I be.Danc:   Artist and.Parakeet     lover.extrodinaire.  I'm.here  to  tell you.some  cool, useful.facts        about.gerbils..~.Fact  #1:  Gerbils.cannot   swim.   I.went through about.many  wet  rodents.before  I  figured.this out.  ;).~.Fact  #2:  Gerbils.are   really   too.scrawny   to  eat..Also  they have an.unpleasant   tangy.flavor..~.Fact  #3:  Gerbils.have sex more than.you   do.    Sorry.man...but      its.true..~.Fact  #4:   Always.skin  your gerbils.before   you   put.them     in    the.blender.      Less.hair problems..~.Fact   #5:    When.playing  soccer, a.real  soccer  ball.always    can   be.kicked     further.than a gerbil.~.Fact  #6:   If you.replace  the  worm.at  the  bottom of.the tequila bottle.with  a gerbil, no.one  is  going  to.notice..~.Fact #7:  Beer and.pretzel       work.fine...beer    and.gerbils,.well...'clash'.~.Fact  #8:   No one.has  ever  made  a.video  game  where.you play "Jose the.Macho Gerbil".~.Fact   #9:   Fried.Hamsters and Fried.Gerbils      taste.pretty   much  the.same  if you use a.lot of batter..~.Fact   #10:   Walk.into   a   crowded.room   and   shout."GERBIL  SEX" Many.people  will  look.up          rather.guiltily..~.Now that danc has.introduced you to.the general idea:).we   will  get  on.with          some.scribblings   from.u4ia.....YOUNG MAN.Will You Please....TURN IT UP!!!!!.~.ladels  and  jelly.spoons  please  be.upstanding     for.your  drugs i tawt.i  taw a puddy tat.a  cweeping  up on.me   but   i   was.hallucinating   on.my LSD..~.this  likkle piggy.went   to   market..this  likkle piggy.stayed   at   home..this  likkle piggy.dropped   an  acid.tab and  now he's.all alone.  =8*).~.I'm   on   a  high.don't   know   why.must be the sounds.of..DJ  SKYE!   coming.soon to an earlobe.near    you    the.sounds  of  U4IA +.DJ SKYE!  =8*).~.now for the.        credits....Idea    - COde.SE      - Hardcore.Danc    - GFx.Ramchip - Font..This intro has.been tested on.most amigas.including A4000/40.~.Some Instructions.-----------------.rightmouse in pic.pauses fading..rightmouse in main.pauses text...Mouse now active!.Try mouse up/down....and now for a.messy from Bosco...~..Bosco   wanna  say."Hi"  to  his bud,.Kit.   Be well, my.friend...~.Idea hellos to:-..U4ia:    great  to.see you back!..Blizzy:  yo!..SpaceC: MEGAGREET!.(you got it!:)..Ram: get on IRC!.~.TRiG: Roxi must.live.....Lev: trackyman!..Duggy: yeaah!..crazyed:   welcome.a fellow crazy :)..Danc: yubba!.~.Jam&Spoon     (SE).want  to greet the.followin people:..U4ia:hope you'll.be lucky with the.12"..Zapper: thanx for.the tape.juzz wait.for mine..  :=).~.Andemar(Xymox.project):  Keep up.the good work..KicStart:.where    is   that.module??     (RAVE.'TILL DAWN!!).~.Shocker(Accession).:we wish  we could.be     at     your.Assembly '93..Good luck with it...Sciff: where have.you been man..~.Dougall:.where are you man,.send   that   tape.NOW!!..Netrunner.(Accession):.Call us man.. :).~.Acid(Skandal):.How  is  that demo.doin??..Outland.(Cryptoburners):.your Protracker.is the best..~.Blizzard: Hi man..Duggy: Learn to.code man....Peace!.:)..Templ:   How is it.in  Slovenia??.~.Jmp:       Haven't.heard  from you in.ages...    Log  on.once  in  a  while.man :)..Axxon: Yo!!.Oranj:   Hope  you.liked the music we.sent?.~.Avion:when    will.those  games reach.our eyes??..Brainiac:     Just.like  huge  broken.eggshells man!!..Larsha: Respects.to you.~.Vishnu.(Cryptoburners):.Keep  up  the good.work  and  all our.friends on irc and.offcozz        all.Megawatters.....        Peace!!.~.Address        for.swappin      dance.music        tapes.(Techno/Garage/Amb.ient   etc..)  and.amiga stuff (demos.& modules mostly).      Jam.Asbudartrod 11.220 Hafnarfjordur.Iceland.~.For modem addicts,.Jam&Spoon  can  be.reached on the one.and only Amiga BBS.in         Iceland.-->Plastic Factory..Tel:354-1-650183.~.Sysop:the man with.the brain the size.of     a    planet.---->Brainiac Just.leave   a  message.for us........~.Sum words from our.mother:.Yo kids..  this is.our          first.contribution    to.this  group and we.sure  hope  we can.get  this  band to.be       famous....~.Hahahaha  Be  sure.you  buy  our  12".vinyl EP available.in         London,.Reykjavik and.Turku...or    just.contact   us   and.send  10 uk/pounds.and we'll send you.a  copy..~.See you in another.TIMEWAVE       and.remeber   that  we.come in sixpacks...And  before we all.go  mad we want to.point   out   that.techno is just the.disco    of    the.nineties....LETS.EAT 'E'..rave on!.~.------------------.and now some text.from Leviathan..WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!.~.Right  now I am at.uni,  supposed  to.be  working,  so i.can't  really come.up  with  anything.too interesting to.say,  so i think i.will  tell you all.a   little   story.about   our   good.friend Werner..~.Werner    was    a.sausage,      with.feet...Werner  was a very.friendly     happy.little    sausage,.who  had  only one.vice..   he  liked.to eat too much..~.One   day,  Werner.ate    -FAR-   TOO.Much.   So much in.face,    that   he.exploded       and.scattered  a green.putrescent    mess.all    over    the.carpet,   and  his.pet dog...     THE END..~.Wasn't    that   a.lovely       story.kiddies      well,.since  i only have.a few more minutes.to  write  this, i.think  i'll put in.a     couple    of.personal    greets.(to       freinds,.computer or not).~.Cthulhu  - My odds.are   2:1  against.you  surviving the.rest of this year..Keep it up man...All      Megawatts.members          -.Greetings  to  you.all,  you're great.guys....~.Gareth - Hmm, your.bbs  is  lame, but.it  doesn't bother.me :).Hotboss   -  heres.that    greet    i.promised     you...keep   on   laming.dude .....The   DF   Crew  -.YEAAAAAHHHHH...~.Oh well, what.else.....I am sitting here,.arguing on whether.United States is.freer than sweden....Booooring....Nothing to do....Middle of the day,.nice bright shiny.day......~.I can't be fucked.writing any more.so.. Byeeeeeee!!!!.   BEEEP.    BEEEP.     This is.      leviathan.       phasing.        out.......~.Now back to Idea.....Just like to thank.all those involved.in this intro....including testers,.A4000 owners and.all others who did.nothing (janne!:).~..TExt-WraPs