Pink Panther Anti Intro

1Notice to all viewers.  
      
4The following rush release demo is dedicated to retaliation for
 the slagging Liberty recieved in a recent intro released by Pink Panther
 of PARALLAX. (or should that be PARRALAMIA!)
5We apologize if any of the following text offends anyone, it is
   solely directed at Pink Panther and members of Parallax!!
2Press the right mouse button to go to next screen,
     or the left mouse button to abort demo.
3Now, it's time to set things straight...
5FACT:
1 Liberty members DO NOT sell pirated commercial software
5FACT:
1 Quasar/LIBERTY does not rip,steal,or use other peoples code.
5FACT:
1 When Quasar was first learning to code he used to rip
routines only to see how effects were acheived. Then he
would write his own source code based on the theory of
the ripped routine.
5FACT:
1 Pink Panther, and members of PARALLAX can not code! They
rely %100 on demo makers and bootblock makers.
7For example, the intro in which we were slagged was
made with the RSI Demo Creator.
5FACT:
1 Pink Panther DOES sell pirate software. In fact it is his
sole source of income. Apart from AUSTUDY he recieves from
the government.
He also sells illegally pirated
video cassettes.
5FACT:
1 Pink Panther's best friend 'Wesley' used to be a male
stripper!!
3** 
5LIE:
4\"Liberty is the lamest crew in W.A.\"
1 -Quoted from his intro.
3Now you have heard the allegations, the man himself...
2( Press RMB to continue... )
4-- 
3Profile 
     
2ALIAS:
1  \"Pink Panther\"
2REAL NAME:
1  iain Stuart Dick
       
2AGE:
1  38 Years.
    
2HEIGHT:
1  Approx. 5' 11'
    
2WEIGHT:
3  Incomprehensible!
2OCCUPATION:
1  Technical College (For the last 12 Years!)
2 FAVOURITE DRINK:
1  Diet COKE
2FAVOURITE FOOD:
1  Solid Animal Fats 
5(Lard)
    
2RESIDENT ADDRESS:
1  21 Ockham St   Lynwood   W.A.  6155
      
2POSTAL ADDRESS:
1  P.O. BOX 163   Cannington  6107
        
2PHONE NUMBER:
1  (09) 458 7446
2KNOWN FOR:
1  His obesity, and his incredible capacity to bullshit.
       
4-- 
3Interesting Information about Pink Panther 
1 He has only 2 real friends, all others are bludgers.
1 He spends at least 70 hours a week in front of a television screen.
1 In 1987 he went to the beach and after a near miss from a
  harpoon fired by a Japanese whaling trauler, was mobbed by
  masses of frenzied greenpeace supporters, who tried desperately
  to roll him over, and push him back into the sea.
Unfortunately, they failed.
1 Not many people know it, but he used to be in movies as John
  Candy's body double, but he had to quit when he put on more
  weight.
1 He has been banned from all public swimming pools,   ...they
  couldn't afford to keep refilling the pools. Because he would
  step in, and all the water would flood out.
1 The COCA-COLA commercial where we see people at the beach rolling
  a massive earth ball down a sand bank, stars Iain.
    EXPLANATION:  Earth Balls are very expensive, so they just
  gave Iain $50, and they rolled him down the sand bank instead.
1 The AustralIain Surfing Club hires him to jump up and down in the
  ocean when they do training, to guarantee really BIG waves.
1 Pink Panther wouldn't know a hot crew if they fell on him.
 (and with all that 'padding' I don't think he would feel it.)
1 When his mother was pregnant with him, the doctors thought she
  was having triplets, he was so big.
1 National Geographic was considering doing a documentary on his
  lifestyle, but they couldn't find a wide-angle lens big enough.
   However, they did consider OMNI-MAX film, but they couldn't
  risk cracking the camera.    (Theyr'e very expensive!)
1 Iains idea of Heavy physical activity is getting out of his chair
  and walking to the fridge.
1 Iain works up a good sweat by watching sport.
1 The fittest most athletic part of his body is his Index finger.
   REASONS:  
6(a)
1 Pulling the ring-pull on diet-coke cans.
     
6(b)
1 Clicking mouse buttons, and one finger typing.
     
6(c)
1 Dialing numbers on his phone.
     
6(d)
1 Picking his nose.
     
6(e)
1 Scrathing his arse! (YEECCHH!!) :-(
     
6(f)
1 Changing channels on his remotes...!
1 Fat and overweight people hang around him to look thin.
1 Restaurants with \"ALL YOU CAN EAT\" policies close their doors
  when they hear him coming.
1 Jenny Craig has a contract out on him.
1 Drive-In's have his phone number. Incase the main screen burns
  down or something, HE can stand there wearing a white shirt.
1 When he was younger, he got spray paint in his eyes, when
  graffitti artists mistook him for a billboard.
1 The only reason the cops havn't busted him for copyright yet is
  because theyre still widening the cell-block doors.
1 Kingsize menswear is too small for him.
5Ha Ha!!
7 Take that fat boy!
2Now, for all those people who like to do puzzles, Let's see if
     you can 
1spot any differences
2 in these pictures...
3   ( There aren't any !!! )
Now, credits for this little wizza!
2PROGRAMMING:
5Dynamik/Liberty
    
2GRAPHIX:
5Dynamik/Liberty
      
2MUSIC:
5Dynamik/Liberty
    
2TEXT & RESEARCH:
5Liberty Members.
      
2IDEAS:
5All enemies of 
1\"Pink-Shit-Bag\"!
7( Iain Dick! )
3 <=- What a last name! HAHA!
1Thanx for your support... lookout for Liberty's new music disk!
4THE END