Hinch Demo

WELL I FINALLY DID IT...I FINISHED MY DERRYN HINCH DEMO.I HOPE HE DOESN'T TAKE OFFENCE TO MY CREATION.  I AM OF COURSE THE   BIGMAC   ........  AND NOT THE VARIETY YOU FIND AT MCDONALDS EITHER... I AM IN A GROUP CALLED   DECAY   ........ AND WE ARE BASED IN AUSTRALIA AS THE........ MAP SHOWS...... CREDITS FOR THIS APPARITION CAN BE SEEN JUST........ ABOVE HERE AND BELOW THE ANIMATIONS OF DERRYN...................PLEASE USE YOUR MOUSE TO CONTROL THE SCROLL AND ALSO ON THE RIGHT HAND SIDE OF........ THE CONTROL PANEL YOU CAN CHANGE WHICH ANIMS ARE SHOWN.THEY ARE THE REASON FOR NEEDING AT LEAST 1 MEGABYTE OF RAM TO RUN.PRESS THE EJECT  BUTTON AND THE DEMO WILL END........OTHER FUNCTIONAL KEYS ARE UP/DOWN CURSOR TO OPEN THE WINDOW WITH THE CREDITS UP AND ALSO THE F5 AND F10 KEYS CHANGE THE CHANNELS THAT THE EQUALZIERS RESPOND TO.... I COME FROM SYDNEY WHILE OTHERS IN OUR GROUP COME FROM  ORANGE,LITHGOW,MUDGEE,AND VICTORIA    MEMBERS OF DECAY ARE   AGGRESSOR   BIGMAC   BIT-MASTER   BLITTA   JUDAS   KREATOR   METALIC   PSYKIC   TECHNIQUE   VIGILANTE   AND OF COURSE THE  WIZ OF OZ      THIS DEMO TOOK ABOUT 5 MONTHS TO COMPLETE WHICH IS A BIT EMBARRASING BUT I THINK THE WAIT WAS WORTH IT, IF I GET ENOUGH GOOD RESPONSES FROM THIS ONE I MIGHT END UP DOING ONE VERY SIMILAR EXCEPT WITH    STEVE   ...22... VIZARD   ...22... BECUASE HE HASSLES DERRYN A FAIR BIT SO HE SHOULD BE HASSLED IN RETURN.   WELL IF YOU THINK THAT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA THEN WRITE TO THE FOLLOWING ADDRESS('S) AND WE'LL SEE WHAT EVENTUATES..   BIGMAC (CODER)   P.O. BOX 234  SUTHERLAND 2232  NSW  AUSTRALIA.      OR YOU CAN GET ME ON PURSUIT BBS ON (02) 522 9144 IN AUSTRALIA         WELL,IT'S TIME FOR MY PARTNERS IN THIS DEMO HAVE THEIR SAY.......BYE FROM THE   BIGMAC   ...dd...      AND HELLO TO ????     HI GUYS, GUESS WHO THIS IS?? WELL, I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT... MY NAME STARTS WITH 'W'.... YES, YOU GUESSED IT... IT'S ME.... THE WIZ OF OZ!!!YEAH!!..WELL, HOW ARE YOU LIKING (GREAT ENGLISH!) THIS DEMO BY THAT GREAT CODER OF OURS, BIGMAC (CRAWL CRAWL!!)  FIRSTLY I WANNA JUST LEAVE A MESSAGE TO EVERYONE WHO GETS MY NAME WRONG... THE NAME IS    WIZ OF OZ... NOT WIZ/OZ, IT IS THE SHORTENED VERSION OF WIZARD OF OZ (THE OLD MOVIE, YOU KNOW THE ONE   WITH THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD!).. YOU SEE I USED TO BE THE WIZARD OF OZ, BUT I SHORTENED IT TO WIZ OF OZ, AS IT WAS MORE CONVENIENT!!..       THINGS ARE QUITE COOL HERE AT THE MOMENT....... I HAVE BOUGHT MYSELF A MOTOR BIKE, AND SO HAVE A LITTLE FREEDOM TO PUTT AROUND!!!... WHICH MEANS I MIGHT BE SEEING MY FRIENDS IN SYDNEY SOONER OR LATER  (SORRY GUYS IN VICTORIA, AND WESTERN AUSTRALIA, YOU'RE A BIT TOO FAR AWAY!).. MIND YOU, YOU NEVER KNOW, THE DAY I WIN THE LOTTERIES I WILL HIRE A JET TO GO AND SEE YUZ!...   BACK TO THE BUSINESS OF BIKING!!!.. IT'S PRETTY HAZARDOUS!!!... JUST THE OTHER DAY I WAS WAITING AT AN INTERSECTION FOR THE TRAFFIC TO CLEAR, AND A -STUPID- OLD WOMAN RAN UP THE BACK OF ME!!.. LUCKILY I WAS ABLE TO STAY ON THE BIKE (I DON'T KNOW HOW!), AND SHE ONLY SMASHED MY BRAKE LIGHT!!.. AND TONIGHT, I WAS COMING HOME AND SEEING AS IT HAD BEEN DAMN COLD HERE LATELY, THE ROAD MUST HAVE BEEN ICED OVER AND I TURNED TO GO ROUND A CORNER, BUT THE BIKE KEPT GOING, AND I WENT UP SOME FAMILIES DRIVEWAY AND SKIDDED TO A STOP IN THEIR FRONT LAWN!!.. I'LL PUT THESE EXPERIENCES DOWN TO LESSONS FOR THE FUTURE!!!..               NOW I WILL SAY HI TO THE OTHER GUYS IN DECAY.... HI BIT-MASTER, BIGMAC, BLITTA, TECHNIQUE (NICE MUSIC!), JUDAS, AGGRESSOR, KREATOR, PSYKIC, METALIC ......                A SCENE REPORT ON MY ROOM, RIGHT NOW, HERE, ON THE SPOT, LIVE! AT 00:50 (TEN TO ONE, FOR THE LAMERS!)...             I'M SITTING IN FRONT OF MY COMPUTER WITH THE HEATER BLOWING ON MY FEET!.. IT'S CURRENTLY RAINING OUTSIDE AND IT WOULD BE ABOUT -2 DEGREES CELCIUS... THE NBC TODAY SHOW IS CURRENTLY ON TELLY, AND I AM TYPING THIS TEXT!... WOW.. HOW EXCITING!!      A MESAGE TO YOU READING THIS.. I HOPE YOU FEEL PRIVELEGED TO BE READING THIS, AS YOU ARE READING ONE OF THE MANY SCROLLTEXTS IN DEMOS THAT WILL COME FROM -DECAY-, WE PLAN TO BECOME REALLLLLLY WELL KNOWN FOR OUR RELEASES, AND WE HAVE A HEAP PLANNED FOR THE FUTURE.... SO GET YOUR ORDERS IN NOW FOR ANY NEW RELEASES..       WELL IT IS NOW THE NEXT DAY FROM THE OTHER BITTA WRITING.. ONCE AGAIN IT'S A NICE COLD DAY, WITH THE TOP TEMPERATURE BEING AROUND 2 DEGREES...I ONLY GOT ONE PACKAGE TODAY, AND THAT WAS FROM MY GOOD FRIEND IN NORWAY: U/SPN.. HI 'U', ONCE AGAIN YOU HAVE WRITTEN A COOOOOOOL LETTER, THIS ONE WOULD HAVE TO BE ONE OF YOUR LONGER ONES THOUGH!...       HMMM, WHAT WILL I CHAT ON ABOUT NOW... NOT MUCH I THINK, AS I DON'T WANT TO BORE YOU TOO MUCH WITH MY RAVINGS...OH WELLL... I MIGHT AS WELL GO.. HOPE YOU HAVE ENJOYED THIS AUSTRALIAN DEMO (YOU'LL HAVE TO BE AUSTRALIAN TO GET THE FULL IDEA OF THE JOKE)... OKEY DOKEY, IMA GUNNA GO GO NOW... C-U-L8-R!!!     WIZ OF OZ/DECAY........ IF YOU WANNA CONTACT ME FOR ANY REASON... WRITE TO:     WIZ OF OZ     P.O.BOX 236      ORANGE, NSW         2800. AUSTRALIA         ....      WELL IT IS NOW TIME FOR AGGRESSOR TO SPEAK,TYPE OR WHATEVER......HELLO. MY NAME IS AGGRESSOR AND I AM GOING TO TYPE SOME SCROLLTEXT FOR YOU. THANK YOU, OH SO MUCH WIZ, FOR GETTING ME TO TYPE THIS, AND THANK YOU PEOPLE, FOR READING IT. TODAY I AM FEELING SO GLAD AND JOYFUL AND...........AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! TRANSFORMATION COMPLETE! THIS IS AGGRESSOR RAPING THE KEYZ AND I'M HERE TO THROW MY OPINION AROUND! FIRST OF ALL I JUST WANNA SAY 'FUCK YOU' TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO ARE READING THIS 'COZ I HAVE TO WRITE IT TO SATISFY YOU! IF YOU THINK THAT IT IS BORING READING SCROLLTEXTS THEN YOU SHOULD TRY WRITING THEM! TOTAL BOREDOM! TELL ME WHY ARE SCROLLTEXTS MADE WHEN IN EVERY DEMO AND INTRO YOU SEE THAT PEOPLE THINK THEY ARE BORING, YET JUST ABOUT EVERY DEMO HAS ONE! WELL NOW THAT I'M HERE YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO GET RID OF ME! AND WHILE I'M HERE I MAY AS WELL GIVE YOU MY ADDRESS. IT'S ROCKING YOUR WAY RIGHT NOW......P.O. BOX 213      VIC. 3630       AUSTRALIA WHAT?? AGAIN?? OK! P.O. BOX 213      VIC.3630       AUSTRALIA SEND DISX FOR AN ALMOST GUARANTEED REPLY, AND MOST HEADBANGERS WILL BE ANSWERED! HOUSE FREAX CAN WRITE BUT JUST AS LONG AS THEY KNOW WHAT REAL MUZAK IS!! BRITS AND DANES ESPECIALLY WELCOME, BUT ONLY CREWZ WHO PRODUCE THEIR OWN SHIT WILL BE REPLIED TO, OK!! NOW THAT SHIT IS OVER AND DONE WITH! WELL......ER...UM....SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK IS THERE TO TYPE! IF YOU CAN THINK OF ANYTHING TO TYPE THEN CALL ME ON +61 0...NAH! TOO DANGEROUS! LOOKS LIKE I'LL JUST HAVE TO PUT ON MY NEW 'NUCLEAR ASSAULT' ALBUM ON FOR INSPIRATION! YYYEEEAAHHHH! MY MIND IS REJUVENATED AND I CAN NOW CONTINUE WITH THE BULLSHITTIN'! RIGHT NOW FOR A QUICK JOKE!     THERE WAS TWO LITTLE KIDS WAITING AT THE TABLE FOR THEIR MUM TO BRING THEM BREAKFAST. THE MOTHER SAID TO ONE LITTLE BOY 'WELL TOMMY, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE FOR BREAKFAST?' AND LITTLE TOMMY SAID 'FUCKIN WEETBIX!'. SMACK! POW! BIFF!(??) THE MOTHER  PUNCHED THE LITTLE BOY OUT! THEN SHE TURNED TO THE OTHER BOY AND ASKED WHAT HE WANTED TO EAT AND THE LITTLE BOY SAID 'I DON'T WANT FUCKIN WEETBIX!'. HAHAHEHEHIHIHOHO! WELL IF YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS FUNNY THEN YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT FOR OUR NEXT DEMO TO HEAR ANOTHER ONE. BUT DON'T WORRY AND DON'T CRY 'COZ OUR NEXT DEMO CAN'T BE TOO FAR OFF!! YAY, I HEAR YOU SHOUT! WELL I'LL HAVE TO SEND OFF A FEW LIGHTBURNINGS TO SOME OF MY FRIENDS AND CONTACTS! FIRST ONE GOES TO CHARLIE OF ACME: HEY MAN, WHEN YOU'RE AT THAT CP IN DENMARK DRINK SOME TUBORG AND THINK OF ME!!    EXODUS OF THE TIMECIRCLE: GROLSCH MAN GROLSCH! AND KEEP MOSHIN' OK!    FAB OF PARADOX: COOL TO SPEAK WITH YA OVER THE TELEPHONIC INSTRUMENT OF PLEASURE!   KRUEGER OF PARANOIMIA: HEY MAN HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO READ YOUR DANISH WHEN MOST OF THE TIME I'M TOO PARALYTIC TO UNDERSTAND ENGLISH!! ANYWAY THANX FOR SENDING ALWAYS COOL WAREZ!    BIRDMAN OF BEYOND LOGIC: HEY DUDE! CALL ME UP SOMETIME, OK!     DISKRUNNER OF WARFALCONS: COOL TO SPEAK WITH WITH YOU AS WELL, DUDE! DID YOU PASS YOUR EXAMS??      EKU OF CAVE: SHIT!I'VE SPOKEN TO YOU A FEW TIMES AS WELL!! I'LL CALL YOU UP AGAIN SOMETIME ON A DECENT LINE AND WE CAN HAVE A PROPER CHAT!      EXEN OF FRAXION: COOL LETTERS MAN!         JTR OF PHOBIA: STILL IN PHOBIA??      MUTLEY OF FACTOR IV: THANX FOR THE TAPE! I HOPE YOU'LL LIKE NUCLEAR ASSAULT!      APACHE AND SCUM OF EXODUS: THANX DUDEZ FOR ALWAYZ COOLEST WAREZ! YOUR PARTY DEMO WAS FOOKIN' HEAVY!! ALL THE DUDEZ THAT WEREN'T MENTIONED HERE WILL BE GREETED LATER ON SO DON'T FREAK OUT, OK!! NOW I'M GONNA TELL YA A COOL STORY! WELL THIS MORNING I WOKE UP, HAD A SHOWER AND WENT DOWN THE STREET!  WHAT A FUCKIN' HEAVY STORY! OF COURSE YA LIKED IT! SO I'M GONNA TELL YA ANOTHER STORY! AFTER I GOT SICK OF SITTIN' AROUND THE LOCAL HANGOUT I CALLED UP MY SISTER AND SHE CAME AND PICKED ME UP! NOW THAT'S FUCKIN' HEAVY! WANNA HEAR ANOTHER STORY FROM MR.CREATIVITY HIMSELF? WELL THEN, JUST WAIT UNTIL MY NEXT SCROLLY! THEN I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THE MEANIN' OF LIFE!                     OK, TIS THE END OF MY BIT.... BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE..               WELL THIS IS THE BIGMAC.THATS IT FOR SCROLL TEXTS SO YOU CAN PLAY AROUND WITH THE DEMO AND GET OUR CONTACT ADDRESS'S ETC AND I'LL SEE YOU IN A LATER PRODUCTION.HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!!!!!.....LOOP ON PLEASE...I SAID LOOP ON YOU STUPID MACHINE!!