Craptro 2 - the sequel

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`---> From Conner's Birthday Party II <---'

Cydonia is ashamed to present to you, on the 7th july 1996: Craptro II,released after conner's birthday party ii - the wrath of k!   the credits for this awful piece of crap go like this  - code: krion .. music: gusto .. font: conner / independant.                 Krion on the keys. I'm writing this the day after the party, and what aparty it was! Anyway, I was too busy getting pissed and smashed to writescroll text during the party, but most other people took a few minutes tocrap on a bit, so let's get started!!     Turrican/Independent here. As I write this scrolltext, there's only KrionSnykers/CDN and myself here at Conner's... nevertheless, we're commencing aVB case study. ;) Ok, I'll keep this short, as I'm renowned for waffling on..... Greets go out to Conner - naturally, for the return of the K; The Heavyweight/DVS - Pity that you couldn't make it to this one, mate!; all theCDN guys; all the Dusk guys; Carcass & Equinoxe; and all the people out therewho are actively doing what it takes to keep the Ami scene going... you knowwho you are! ;) Mail me on CydoniaNet and watch out for some of my articlesin Defy by CDN... later!Johnny Turbo / Digital Access sitting at the keyboard, passive smokingTurrican's cigarette. Speaking of Turrican you should see his new haircut,they would hire him for Acropolis Now. :) Well Amiga Domain is still goingto happen sometime in September, someplace in Sydney. So all you interstatesceners prepare yourself for the trip to Sydney, for what should be awicked scene party, with a demo competition (Specs are must run on astandard 2 meg 1200), graphics and music comps (specs are must play or showon a standard 2 meg 1200). Still having problems getting an all nightvenue, but don't worry we will get one! Greetings go out to Budds'n'Stoo,Questa, Drizzt, Cool Col J, Normski and the rest of the DA Crew, All theguy's in Cydonia, especially Krion, Souri, Snykers, Storm and Infinity(nice slideshow!), Carcass & Equinoxe (man you were legless at my 25th! :),Turrican, Reload, Kimba and the rest of the Dusk crew, Raptor and Conner(the agent of K)... happy b'day Conner and I hope you like this the 2ndcraptro. Anybody who wants more details on Amiga Domain feel free to emailme at [email protected] or via CydoniaNet. See you all at AmigaDomain!!Way hay!! Storm/Cydonia here! Hope you like the looks of this, it's onlyhalf as crap as the Craptro number one, 'cos Krion had to make it crap allby himself, without my help! Anyway, I've only just got here and had half abeer so, maybe I'll dribble some more scrolltext later when I'm feelingmore lucid! Oh, and watch out for Defy 6, the intro is done, Cro tells methe mag is done, so it should be out soon soon soon!!!Well, this is my contribution to this cute little scrolly. This is Assasinhere.. I'll keep it short, cause I know how much you wanna get back towatching the cool funky graphics. :) Anyways.. <Mumbles something about aShoe>..I've moved houses, so if you call me up at the old number.....:) Cya fromCool Col J!Normski here... this is gonna be short and sweet! .. john want to show mesome shit in his car ?!?!?! better be cool! anyway.. im off to DJ 2nite atthe \"orb\" in the X ... ( JT dont like that name :) Coz he rocons it a ripoff of a good band. But any way - it was cool to be here 2nite, and imgonna slip out of here before the \"Beers\" get back... Cya normski! woops..they just got back! :-)Mouk/Independent here. Methinks beer has too many bubbles... Really. Thebastards at VB think its funny when the CO2 goes up your nose. Well fuckthe bastards. Greets to Barn Owl, Oscar Santucci and to Fox Mulder.Slightly more serious greets to Query, Bubzie and Dinn.Storm/CDN once more seizes the keyboard!! NOW I've had enough beers totruly start spilling some shit!! Krion is complaining that we're not goingto have enough scrolltext to fill half an hour.. I intend to correct thatfault!! Oh man, we've just been spinning out fully, watching the originalStar Trek 1973 animated series, while Conner plays some techno music thatsounds like shit to me but everyone else likes!! We'd be listening toChristian Death if I had control of the stereo and had my CD collectionwith me. OK that probably looked like a pretty coherent bit of scrolltextbut you would not believe how many typos I just made.. I'm making 2mistakes every word I type but at least I'm spotting them and fixing themup!! Shit! This is too much! I'm hitting the fridge and passing over thekeys!!!!Turrican here again on the keys... just trying to fill up the scrolltext alittle more, as Storm grabs another brewski... my Vitamin B is going alongquite nicely, might graduate to the Carlton Cold soonish... that's enoughbeer talk from me, here's Accolyte on the keys for ya...Accolyte grabs the keys and says... \"Wha..? Oh, you want me to typesomething, uh.. No. ;)\"Turrican rather cannily replies, \"No really, I DO want you to type something..ok, here's Mouk on the keys to pad this whole thing out to 30mins of text..\"Mouk replies, \"Mooo. Mooo. <Burp>. 30 minutes of text? Shit! As far as I amconcerned, anyone who has read THIS much really needs to get a hobby - thatmeans YOU Barn Owl. According to one of Barn Owl's latest astrologicaldiscoveries: Oscar Santucci will gain amazing popularity with his teachingsof the art of doughnut punching. Hark is that another person I hear...?\"Oh man!! Storm back on the keys!! We have just been watching a fully insaneDutch gameshow called \"Now Or Never\" on the Clive James show! Man I tell you,not only does Europe have the true Amiga scene, they have amazing TV!! Giantearwigs crawling over people's faces.. girls eating spoonfuls of maggots! That'swhat I call ENTERTAINMENT!!!!!!!!!!Turrican here... I don't really call the above entertainment as such... thoseJapanese gameshows really take the cake in terms of bizareness and the like.Still, give me a good episode of Babs any day! Conner's getting around to typesome text.... Biff between Mouk and Barn Owl might have some potential,Turrican thinks... Still... Here I am. It's Conner on the keys. It's quite late in the evening as I'mwriting this. It's been a quiet evening, and I haven't had any cones all night.Whoah! That's certainly a rare occurence. Anyway, I've had fun. The food was top notch and the company was first rate. Snykers has brought some kick-ass newmusic which I wanted to buy but he beat me to it again the bastard! So now I have to tape it off him. } Hope you like the font. This is my first foray intothe world of Dpaint. Anyway, I'm getting a roland MC-303 at the end of this monthso I hope to make some music. I'm gonna hand the controls over to Snykers.Take itaway, bro!Alright, you flunky brothers, it's Snykers's y'all, in the place to be. Don't bebe givin' me no jive or I'll be slammin' yo to the beat! There are somefairly funky bad ass things goin' down. Conner of /<-Resorts party number II isgoing hype y'all, you better believe! Too bad we couldn't have the slammin' graphics comp in the Oz scene but we'll have to leave that to another partee!Greets to all the loyal amiga G's out there and if you're using a PC then I'll ripout your fackin' hair! BTW- Watch it DJ Bobo, I'm still on the lookout for your fairy arse! I'm gonna kick you into the ground.Turrican here.. going off still... Pipe down you fruitcakes, before I haveto bitch slap youse all. You've been warned! Storm and the rest of the guysare back after taking the scenic route around Sydney... Snykers/CDN wantsme to pay out DJ Bobo while I'm at it - while I don't have any real reasonin particular to pay him out, I've heard this one track off his album wherethe entire track is dedicated to DJ Bobo going, \"This is DJ Bobo and thisis my album\", or something to that effect. So, on the basis of that alone,I believe that this is reason enough to pay the bastard out. Ciao 4 now.                                           --- text repeats ---