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WELCOME TO A PRECEDENT SETTING EVENT, THE RELEASE OF THE JAM MEGAMIX BY BUTT CRUSTs. JAM WAS ORIGINALLY COMPOSED BY NONE OTHER THAN MICHAEL JACKSON, I'VE JUST EDITTED A FEW THINGS HERE AND THERE (WITH NO OFFICIAL PERMISSION OF COURSE) AND I THINK THE RESULT, THOUGH DIFFICULT ACHIEVING, IS WELL WORTH THE MAMMOTH SIZE OF THE MODULE. THE CREDITS: ALL CODING, GRAPHICS AND LOGO'S   BYTE   sSAMPLING, SAMPLE EDITTING AND MODULE CONSTRUCTION THE KING s. THE RELEASE DATE FOR THIS DEMO IS 22/1/92, WHICH BY A STAGGERING COINCIDENCE IS THE RELEASE DATE OF OUR FIRST BUTT CRUST EXECUTABLE, LOVESICK. BUTT CRUST WAS SPAWNED IN THE WAKE OF COPIOUS ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION ON QUEENS BIRTHDAY WEEKEND 1991, AND THE ORIGINAL CONCEPT WAS OF A MUCH LESS AMIABLE INTENT THAN IT IS PRESENTLY. WE WERE TO PRODUCE AN ALBUM ENTITLED 'PARENTAL GUIDANCE RECOMMENDED' CONTAINING TRACKS SUCH AS 'PARANOID CHAINSAW', 'MIUZI HAS AN ATTITUDE', 'WHOS GONNA BE ON TOP' (A LOVE BALLAD) AND A TRACK INFLUENCED BY THE NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR'S DEMENTED ROOSTER THAT INSISTED ON CROWING AT 5 MINUTE INTERVALS DAY AND NIGHT, 'HEADLESS CHICKEN'. BUT RESTRICTED TO THE ATTRIBUTES OF THE AMIGA AS WE WERE, WE HAVE BECOME WHAT YOU SEE TODAY, BEARERS OF BASSLINE, TECHNO, DANCE AND HIP HOP TO ALL AND SUNDRY. WELL, BYTE IS FROTHING AT THE MOUTH AS USUAL TO GET AT THE KEYBOARD, SO HERE IS THE MAN HIMSELF..........OK, HI, THIS IS BYTE AND AFTER ALL THE ABOVE BOOLSHIT I THINK IT'S TIME FOR ME TO SAY SOMETHING.... THE KING HAS HAD NOTHING BUT CRITICISM FOR ME OVER THE PAST FEW DAYS.  HE KEPT NAGGING AT ME TELLING ME TO 'HURRY UP' AND 'I WANNA RELEASE THIS DEMO NOW!' AND BLA BLA BLA, NAG NAG BLOODY NAG.. I KEEP ASKING HIM HOW I'M MEANT TO ADEQUATELY CONCENTRATE ON WRITING A DEMO IN THESE APPALING CONDITIONS I HAVE TO ENDURE.  IT WAS VIRTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO WRITE A DEMO IN THIS STINKING, RANCID MOULDY DUNGEON HE CALLS HIS BEDROOM, LITTERED WITH FOUL-SMELLING, PUTRID, MONTH-OLD UN-WASHED SOCKS AND UNDIES (EVEN IF THEY ARE MY OWN).  I TELL HIM : YOUR COMPUTER IS USELESS, YOUR DISK DRIVE IS ROOTED (WHICH IT IS) AND YOUR KEYBOARD IS SO GREASY, MY FINGERS KEEP SLIPPING AND I MAKE TYPING MISTAKES ALL THE TIME!!  AND HERE I AM SLAVING AWAY, WRITING THIS DEMO FOR HIS BENEFIT AND ALL I GET FOR MY EFFORT IS NAG NAG NAG!!!!!! AAARRRGGHH!! .... PHEWW!... NOW THAT I'VE GOT THAT OFF MY CHEST, I'LL CHUCK THE KEYBOARD BACK TO A VERY ANGRY LOOKING KING WHO IS THREATENING TO BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME....... HMMM, THANKS FOR THOSE WORDS OF WISDOM BYTE, I WOULD CERTAINLY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE RISK OF CATCHING A FATAL HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS DISEASE BY COMING INTO CONTACT WITH YOUR SKIN. ANYWAY, AS THE MEMORY IS SAPPED AWAY BY THIS GIANT SCROLLTEXT, I'LL DEPART WITH A FEW GREETZ TO THOSE I KNOW, AND FELLOW AMIGA ENTHUSIASTS.....BIT AND RASTER OF BBI, THE CURE, SYSOP OF THE REBEL'S HQ, STRATOCASTER, SYSOP OF DISK CONNECTION BBS, STALKER, THUNDERLIPS, MARIO (CONTINUED THANX FOR THE DIGITIZER, IT SPENDS MORE TIME WITH ME THAN YOU!) AND ANY OTHERS I INSENSITIVELY NEGLECTED TO MENTION. ADDRESS ALL FAN-EMAIL TO ME, THE KING, ON THE REBEL'S HQ BBS,(003)  7237492 s MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA. ADDRESS GRIPES AND INSULTS TO THE SAME BBS BUT EXPECT SPONTANEOUS REDUCTIONS IN ACCESS, (I'M SUCH A KIDDER!) . . . ADIOS TILL THE NEXT BUTT CRUST EXECUTABLE HITS YOUR SCREEN . . . .                               JAM                 JAM