First Ever Demo

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YEEEEAAAAAHUUUU!!!  THIS IS BIT REPORTING TO YOU FROM THE B.B.I. SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT HOUSE LOCATED IN THE DARKEST CORNER OF RASTER BLASTER'S OFFICE.  THIS IS THE FIRST EVER DEMO TO BE BORN ON THIS SIDE OF THE CPU.  AND NOW LADIES AND GENTS, BOYS AND GIRLS, SILLY OLD BUGGERS AND JUST FUNNY OLD FARTS...  YOU ARE WATCHING ON YOUR VDU, A LITTLE DEMO CALLED 'DE3RD'...  AND NOW WE BRING YOU THE USUAL CREDITS WHICH YOU ALL ENJOY SO MUCH...  CODING:  BYTE & BIT     GFX:  BIT & BYTE     MUSIC:  WHO CARES?     GFX:  BYTE AND BIT     ADDITIONAL GFX AND INSPIRATIONAL GIBBERISH:  RASTER BLASTER     COMPUTER SUPPLIER:  RASTER BLASTER     HAIR AND MAKE-UP:  BIT     CAMERA OPERATION AND RASTER ALLOCATION:  BIT & BYTE     DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY:  WRAITH     STUNTS:  THE FALL GUY (AND HE'S NOT EVEN A MEMBER OF BBI!!!)   OK OK!!!  THAT'S ENOUGH!!!  HOW DO YOU LIKE LISTS?  I PERSONALY THINK THAT IT'S TIME WE LISTED SOME TOPICS WHICH DO NOT RELATE TO ANYTHING AT ALL...  HERE WE GO...  THE 5 BEST THINGS ABOUT THE AMIGA...  #5:  ATARI PEOPLE ARE JEALOUS OF THEM  #4:  4096 COLORS  #3:  A LED LIGHT THAT CAN FLASH (BIG DEAL)  #2:  THE BLITTER  #1:  THE COPPER  #0:  THE MEGA-MIGHTY UNREAL SUPER DUPER HYPER ACTIVELY SUPERB 68000!!!  AND NOW...  I HAVE THE GREAT HONOUR TO PRESENT TO YOU...  THE FINEST CODER I HAVE EVER MET (THE ONLY CODER I'VE EVER MET?)...  BYTE!!!  TEN GLUPI BYTE ZNOWU MNIE ZMUSIL ZEBY NAPISAC TEN BOOLSHIT!!! ........ DON'T GET SMART WITH ME BIT!!!  YOU SARCASTIC ARSEHOLE.  AH WELL, ONCE AGAIN I'M BACK AT THE KEYS, ENTERING SOME MORONIC SCROLL TEXT FOR OUR NEW DEMO AND AS I AM DOING SO I REALISE THAT I WAS BORN TO TYPE SCROLLTEXTS!  I'M PROBABLY STILL ON MY FIRST SENTENCE ON THE SCROLLER BELOW WHICH I AM STILL TO TYPE.  AND, BY THE WAY, HOW DO YOU LIKE MY LITTLE MAYBE I SHOULD CALL IT FAIRLY LARGE, OK, HUMUNGOUS 3D SCROLLER DOWN UNDER? ..... DID YA HAVE A GOOD LOOK?  OK, GOOD.  YOU'LL PROBABLY NOTICE THAT IT TAKES A LOT OF EFFORT TO READ THE DAMN THING BUT PLEASE PERSERVERE AND DON'T JUST LOOK AT IT AND SAY 'YEAH IT LOOKS COOL BUT I CAN'T FUCKEN READ IT' ... OK?  AS I RECEIVED A VERY SLOW MOVING SCROLLER IN WHICH TO TYPE MY VERY IMPORTANT BULLSHIT IN THE RICKY DEMO, I DECIDED TO WRITE MY OWN FUCKING SCROLLER!  ANYWAY, ENUFF OF THAT.  NOW SOMETHING USEFULL: THE GROVELLING ......... WE NEED A FUCKING MUSICIAN!!!!!!  SEND US YOUR MUSIC COMPOSITIONS IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN JOINING OUR GROUP.  HERE'S THE ADDRESS: 14 KINKEAD CRESCENT ENDEAVOUR HILLS VIC 3802 AUSTRALIA.  ONE MUTHERFUCKING HUGE ADDRESS AND IF YOU DIDN'T GET THAT THEN TOUGH!!, YOU'LL HAVE TO READ THE HOLE BLOODY SCROLLER AGAIN!! OR THE ADDRESS MAY RE-APPEAR ON THE BOTTOM SCROLLER.  OR... CONTACT THE FOLLOWING BOARDS AND CHAT TO THE KING TO LEAVE MESSAGES FOR US (PLEASE, NO DEATH-THREATS).  GET A PEN OR PENCIL OR CRAYON OR SPRAYCAN AND CODE THIS DOWN:  READY?                                                  THE UNDERGROUND BBS, REBELS HQ, SOCIAL INTERCOURSE...  TRY IT!  IT'S ORGASMIC AND EXTREMELY SEXUALY STIMULATING AS WELL AS A LITTLE HEAVY ON THE TELEPHONE BILL!  HE HE!  NB (NOTE, WARNING, ATTENTION) NO ILLEGAL STUFF!!! NO PIRACY!!! (BUT SPEEDBALL 2 WOULD BE NICE ... JUST KIDDING) BUT SERIOUSLY, WE ARE NOT INTERESTED IN PIRATED SOFTWARE, ONLY DEMOS, GRAPHICS & MUSIC (QUARTET AND SOUNDTRACKER ONLY).  OK, ONE LAST THING FROM ME .... AS WE ARE ALL NOW GOING TO VARIOUS UNIVERSAL INSTITUTIONS (MADHOUSES, LUNY BINS), WE ARE POOR ... SO SEND US MONEY  ! NOW ! OR JUST GIVE US SOME COMPUTER HARDWARE/SOFTWARE IF YOU FEEL LIKE WASTING MONEY ON A FEW DERELICT, MAD, COMPUTER ADICTS.  WE HAVE NO FOOD, NO CLOTHES NO ACCOMODATION (NO SEX) (SPEAK FOR YOURSELF - BIT) AND ALL WE OWN IS A COLLECTION OF 5*AMIGA 500, ONE MODEM A FEW HUNDRED DISK DRIVES, A FEW THOUSAND DISKS, 3 LIVE CATS, CORRECTION, ONE'S STUFFED (BYTE JEST HORY NA GLOWE! - BIT) AND SOME MOULDY YOGHURT IN THE MICROWAVE.!?  (IT WAS DELICIOUS - BIT)  OK, I'VE HAD ENUFF, I STILL GOTTA ENTER SOME TEXT FOR THE SCROLLER BELOW SO SEEYA LATER.  HERE COMES R.B. ........ UP YOURS TREND SETTERS. THIS IS RASTER BLASTER FUCKING AWAY AT THE KEYS.    UMMMMMMM, THERE ISN'T MUCH I CAN SAY AMUNGST THE ABOVE MENTIONED BULL CRAP. GEESE CAN THOSE GUYS CRAP ON OR WHAT. THE DEMO TOOK A WHILE TO SLAP TOGETHER BECAUSE OF SOME STUPID BUGGS ON BEHALF OF THE ABOVE MENTIONED PROGRAMMERS. WELL AS BYTE DID A GOOD SUCK UP JOB MORE IS NOT REALLY NEEDED BUT WHAT THE HELL. SEND MUSIC. PLEASE !!!!!...              HOW ABOUT WE LET YOU READ THE GREETINGS AND EXTRA TEXT SCROLLER BELOW. AS THIS IS GETTING A LITTLE LONG, NO HUMUNGUS OR MAYBE JUST FUCKEN BORING... HUMM WELL ITS R.B. SIGHNING OFF BYE......                                                                              THIS IS BIT.  I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THE PREVIOUS LAME MESSAGES.  I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY MISLEADING INFORMATION WHICH MAY LEAD CERTAIN INDIVIDUALS TO ACTS OF VIOLENCE AND/OR EXTREME ORGASMIC AGRESION (ORGASMIC?).  LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...  IMPORTANT MESSAGE COMING UP...  ARE U STILL READING?  WAKE UP!!!  I WOULD LIKE TO PERSONALY INFORM YOU THAT IF YOU'RE STILL READING THEN YOU ARE MORE CRAZY THAN I AM.  THERE!  YOU'VE JUST DONE SOMETHING WHICH IS PHYSICALY IMPOSSIBLE (LIKE BYTE'S CODING) HA HA HA!  HAVE A DAY!    ....     SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO TO BED BIT !!!! 
                                                                  :::::::::::::::::::::$%&$%&$%&$%&$%& ATOMIC BATTERIES TO POWER! TURBINES TO SPEED! BLASTOFF .. KABOOM BLAM WHAMO HOLY EXPLODING ENGINE BATMAN! ::::::: HI THIS IS BYTE FINALLY RECEIVING THE WELL EARNED HONOUR OF TRYING OUT MY 3D SCROLLER.  AS YOU MAY NOTICE, YOU CAN ONLY SEE ABOUT 1 AND A BIT (THAT'S NOT FUNNY - BIT) CHARS. ON THE SCREEN AT ONCE.  SO FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE AND TO ASURE YOUR FULL ENJOYMENT OF THIS SCROLLER I SHALL STICK TO WRITING SENTENCES WHICH ARE ENTIRELY COMPOSED OF MONO-SYLABIC UTTERANCES .... WE ARE GO TO U HA I CAN SEE YOU YEAH YEAH BABY YEAH DO IT TO ME ONE MORE TIME.  THAT'S IT FROM ME, AND NOW OVER TO R.B. ....  WELL HELLO THERE ERRTHLINGS THIS RASTER BLASTER ON THE KEYS. GEE WE, WE MUST KEP THIS SCRLL SHRT AS THE ABVE WILL PROBABL BORE YOU TO DEATH. IF YOU CAN DECIPHER THIS WORD YOU ARE SANE IAMGETTINGTHEFUCKOFFTHEKEYBOARDRIGHTNOSOGOOBYE... AND HERE IS THE MEAN MACHINE BIT!!..HEY HEY HEY!  MACHINE CODE MEISTRO MR. BIT IS HERE AGAIN.  HERE COMES A MESSY... WE HAVE LITTLE TIME TO CODE FUTURE DEMOS.  BYTE IS OFF TO RMIT.  R.B. IS OFF TO MONASH UNI.  WRAITH IS BACK IN YEAR 7.  AND ME?  I AM GOING TO MONASH!!!  CAN'T WAIT!  WE WILL CODE DEMOS DURING SPARE TIME ONLY.  MAYBE MEGA-DEMO SOON!  TIME TO GO.  I GO I GO I GO.  HI TO... PREDATORS, BIGMAC (COOL HINCH DEMO), JARRE, HAPPY HACKER (GEE, CAN U REALLY ADD AN ENTIRE BITPLANE TO SOMEONE ELSES DEMOS?  MY HERO!), THE KING OF THE JUNGLE, ALL PEOPLE WHO ARE NOW NAKED AND WHO HAVE BIG TITS!  THANK YOU...  BYE BYE  WRITE TO US AT...  14 KINKEAD CRES. ENDEAVOUR HILLS VIC. 3802 AUSTRALIA.  ::::::::::<<<<<<<<<$%&$%&$%&