Evil Men Demo

5          4          3          2         1         - - - -   WE HAVE LIFT OFF,LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE LIFT OFF....   THE AUSTRALIAN DIVISION OF AMIGAINDUSTRIES AND FREEDOM FORCE STRIKES BACK TO YOUR SCREEN WITH A BRAND NEW DEMOWHICH HAPPENS TO BE OUR SECOND RELEASE!!! YOU CAN CONTROL THE SCROLL SPEED WITHYOUR JOYSTICK!    THIS ONE IS TITLED 'EVIL MEN DEMO',           %OUR FIRST DEMO, DIDN'T REALLY HAVE A NAME, BUT IT IS REFERRED TO AS OUR GARFIELDDEMO!!. .. MANY THANKS TO ALL THE CREWS WHOTOOK OUR DEMO IN FOR INCLUSION ON THEIR COMPILATION DISKS.. ONE CREW THAT I KNOWWHO DID THIS IS DEATHSTAR ON THEIR DEADLY MIX X DISK.. THANKS A LOT FELLAS...HAVE YOU SEEN OUR FIRST DEMO WITH THE PICKY OF GARFIELD THE CAT WAGGING HISTAIL????  I ALWAYS BELIEVE THAT ANIMATION IN A DEMO MAKES A DEMO MORE LIVELY,DON'T YOU????.. THAT'S WHY I HAVE DRAWN SOME MORE ANIMATIONS FOR THIS DEMO..           %FIRST UP I'LL DO SOME OF THE CUSTOMARY RIGMORAL WHICH ALWAYS SEEMS TO BE INEVERYONES SCROLLTEXTS.... THE CREDITS...    CREDIT IS DUE IN THESE CASESCODING OF THIS BUNCH OF BYTES : BIT-MASTER  ---  PAINTING OF PIXELS : WIZ OF OZ---  IDEAS A FLOWING : WIZ OF OZ AND FINALLY THE DIGITALLY DESIGNED MUSICWRITTEN BY : WIZ OF OZ!!   ...ONCE AGAIN YOU THE VIEWER ON THE OUTSIDE OF THISSCREEN WILL HAVE TO PERSEVERE WITH ME (WIZ OF OZ) WRITING A FAIRLY LARGEPERCENTAGE OF TEXT FOR THIS DEMO!!     NOW A MESSAGE TO ALL THE LAMERS INAUSTRALIA WHO HAVE WRITTEN TO ME TO ASK ME TO CONSIDER THEM FOR MEMBERSHIP TOTHE AUSTRALIAN DIV. OF AMIGA INDUSTRIES AND FREEDOM FORCE..  THE ONLY WAY I'LLEVEN CONSIDER YOU IS IF YOU ARE 'GOOD', AND BY GOOD I MEAN GOOD AT WHAT YOURGOOD AT DOING, LIKE CODING, SWAPPING, COMPOSING AND GRAFIX.. IF YOU ARE A CODEROR MUSICIAN THOUGH, THERE IS A VERY HIGH POSSIBILITY THAT WE WILL ACCEPT YOU ASA MEMBER.... SO IF YOU'RE  'GOOD'  THE ADDRESS IS FOUND LATER ON (NEAR THE END)OF THIS DEMO... OK?....           %      NOW I WILL TELL YOU A TRUE STORY WHICH HAPPENED TOME A LITTLE WHILE AGO..  HERE WE GO ---  MY MUM HAD BEEN USING MY AMIGA TO PRINTOUT NAMES ETC FOR A FAMILY CHART SHE WAS MAKING.  ONE NIGHT I WAS USING MY SOUNDDIGITIZER AND NEVER BOTHERED TO PLUG THE PRINTER BACK IN BECAUSE I THOUGHT MUMHAD FINISHED PRINTING THINGS OUT.  NEXT DAY WHILE I AM AT SCHOOL, MUM DECIDES TODO MORE PRINTING, AND WHILE HAVING THE COMPUTER TURNED ON DISCOVERED THE PRINTERWASN'T PLUGGED IN...   SO MUM BEING SO --- UN-TECHNICAL ---, DECIDES SHE CANPLUG THE PRINTER IN HERSELF EVEN THOUGH SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE TO PLUG IT IN..SO MUM DECIDES TO UNPLUG EACH PERIPHIAL AND TRY PLUGGING THE PRINTER INTO THEPLACE WHERE THE PERIPHIAL WAS. SO MOTHER DEAREST GOES ON FOR A WHILE, NONEFITTING, UNPLUGS MY MODEM FROM THE SERIAL PORT AND TRIES THE PRINTER IN THISHOLE... BOTH ENDS JUST HAPPEN TO BE MALE AND POWER JUST HAPPENS TO BE DIFFERENT,AND 12 VOLTS OR SO IS SENT UP THE WRONG PLACE..           %     ---'BLOP'---     EVERYTHINGGOES OFF THEN ON AGAIN.. EVERYTHING LOOKS NORMAL, WITH THE STUPIDLY DRAWNWORKBENCH HAND ON THE SCREEN.. SO MUM PUTS A DISK IN THE DRIVE AND . . . . . AND. . . . . AND . . . . . NOTHING . . . .  THE DRIVE WOULDN'T ACKNOWLEDGEANYTHING... IT WOULDN'T GO!!!....AAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHH!  AFTER I COME HOME FROMSCHOOL TO FIND THE KAPUT AMIGA, I DECIDED TO HAVE A LOOK INSIDE AND SEE IF THERE WASANY OBVIOUS PROBLEM....   NO BLOWN TRAX, NOTHING VISIBLE, SO I'LL HAVE TO WAITTILL MY FRIEND THE ILLUSION (TECHNICALLY SMART!) TO COME OVER AND CHECK ITOUT...    POOR AMIGA.....   SO A DAY PASSES AND I DON'T HAVE AN AMIGA TO USE..MAIL ARRIVES BUT I CAN'T CHECK WHAT I GOT.. DAMN....  I WAS SAD, MY GIRLFRIENDWAS HAPPY (SHE HATES COMPUTERS).. SO I WAIT AND WAIT AND WAIT.. THEN ILLUSIONCOMES HERE TO CHECK MY AMIGA OUT!!!  HE LOOKS AND FIDDLES AND FINDS THAT MY MUMHAD SUCCESSFULLY KILLED ONE GARY CHIP AND TWO 8520A CHIPS.. SO LUCKILY FOR ME,ILLUSION IS ABLE TO LEND ME ONE GARY AND ONE 8520A CHIP FROM HIS WORK PLACE ANDI AM BACK IN ACTION AGAIN, EXCEPT FOR MY PRINTER WHICH NEEDS THE OTHER 8520A TORUN....   -----M O T H E R S !-----.           % IF ANYONE OUT THERE HAS A NEW PROGRAMMEETC THAT NEEDS PRE-RELEASE TESTING, YOU SHOULD SEND IT TO ME SO MY MUM CAN TESTIT OUT FOR YOU...SHE WOULD HAVE TO BE THE ONLY MUM IN THE WORLD THAT CANSUCCESSFULLY FIND A BUG IN THE NEWEST STUFF AROUND THAT SEEMS TO BE BUGPROOF!!!..        END OF STORY...   I HOPE YUZ LIKED THIS STORY....  HEY I'LLSEND A SPECIAL GOLDEN DOUBLE SIDED GREETING TO PORSCHE OF NUKEBUSTERS IN NEWZEALAND...-HEY PORSCHE, IS THIS SCROLLTEXT AS INTERESTING AS MY FIRST ONE??? I'MKEEPING AN EYE OUT FOR A SHORT BRIGHT BLONDE GIRL TO SEND TO YOU, SO IF YOU GETA BIG (!) PARCEL IN THE MAIL, IT'S PROBABLY ONLY A GIRL!!!!  MAYBE YOU SHOULDSEND ALL THE UGLY DOGS OF GIRLS OVER HERE TO AUSTRALIA, THEN I CAN SEND THEM TOTHE CENTRE OF AUSTRALIA SO THEY CAN DIE WITH THEIR OWN KIND!  KEEP UP THE COOLWORK DUDE!...     AN IMPORTANT PUBLIC NOTICE : METALION AND BLACHLOCH ARE NOLONGER MEMBERS OF AMIGA INDUSTRIES AND FREEDOM FORCE.. METALION HAS DECIDED TOSELL ALL HIS GEAR, AND BLACHLOCH HAS DECIDED TO STOP 'ALL' ACTIVITIES ALLTOGETHER.. SO THERE ARE ONLY 4 MEMBERS CURRENTLY IN AUSTRALIA WHICH ARE:   WIZOF OZ ('ME', AUSTRALIAN ORGANIZER, SPREADER, OCCASIONLY A BITTA MUSIC!) *BIT-MASTER (CODER), TECHNIQUE (MUSIC, SPREADER) * AND * ENFIELD CRACKER(SPREADER).... THAT'S ALL...           %        HEY, I HAVE DECIDED TO TELL YOU ALL A JOKE..YOU MIGHT HAVE ALREADY HEARD IT, BUT I WILL TELL IT ANYWAY!....  ----- TWO MENWERE BOTH KILLED ON THE SAME DAY, AND THEY WERE STANDING AT THE PEARLY GATESWAITING FOR INSTRUCTIONS... AN ANGEL APPEARED BEFORE THE TWO MEN (BY THE WAY,THE MENS NAMES WERE COLIN AND PHIL)... THE ANGEL SAID TO COLIN AND PHIL 'ONCEYOU ARE INSIDE THE PEARLY GATES, THERE ARE THREE RULES YOU MUST REMEMBER. I WILLTELL YOU THE RULES NOW.....   RULE 1: YOU WILL ALWAYS BE IN THE NUDE.... RULE 2: IFYOU HAVE RUDE THOUGHTS SOMETHING WILL FALL OFF....RULE 3: IF YOU HAVE REALLYREALLY DIRTY THOUGHTS YOU WILL DISAPPEAR...'  SO COLIN AND PHIL GET UNDRESSEDAND DISCOVER THEY HAVE WINGS JUST LIKE THE ANGEL... SO THEY ENTER THE PEARLYGATES AND ARE STANDING THERE JUST MARVELLING AT THE SITES WHEN A NICE LOOKINGGIRL WALKS BY THEM...... PHIL SEEING THE GIRL WAS AMAZED AND HIS WINGS FELLOFF.. (RULE 2!).. SO PHIL BENDS OVER TO PICK HIS WINGS UP AND COLINDISAPPEARS!!!(RULE 3!!!!!)....   HAHAHAHA... DID YOU LIKE THAT ONE???... IF YOUWANT TO, YOU CAN REPLACE THE NAMES OF COLIN AND PHIL WITH TWO NAMES OF TWOPEOPLE YOU REALLY HATE!!!!!..           %        I THINK I WILL NOW SEND SOME MESSAGES TOSOME COOL DUDES.....  DROID OF TRONIC -- HI DUDE, THANKS FOR ALL THE COOLLETTERS AND FAST SENDINGS (NICE HOUSE YOU LIVE IN!)....--          CATELLITE -- ITHINK IT IS A GOOD THING THAT YOU HAVE DECIDED TO ALSO LEAVE NEMESIS LIKE IDID..IT'S A PITY NEMESIS STUFFED THINGS UP AND TURNED LAME THOUGH, THERE WASPOTENTIAL IN THAT CREW!..... --            FRANKIE OF PHOENIX -- I'M LOOKINGFORWARD TO MEETING YOU WHEN YOU COME TO AUSTRALIA, IT'S NOT MUCH LONGER NOW ISIT!!!!....--     RIGHT AT THIS VERY POINT IN TIME (20:49) I AM SITTING IN MYROOM LISTENING TO THE GUNS N' ROSES TAPE 'LIES'.. WISHING I HAD A NICE PAVALOVAHERE WITH FRESH CREAM AND STRAWBERRIES TO EAT... BUT I CAN'T HAVE ONE NOW,BECAUSE I'VE FINISHED THE PAVALOVA OFF....WORSE LUCK....  THIS IS VIRTUALLY THEEND OF ALL MY RAVINGS.. WELL THAT' THE END OF THIS DAYS TYPING......     WELLANOTHER DAY ANOTHER BITTA TEXT TO WRITE.. THE TIME IS NOW 2304 HRS AND I HAVEJUST FINISHED WATCHING THE MOVIE ON OUR TV STATION... GUESS WHAT IT WAS?   WELL           %IT WAS THE ORIGINAL BATMAN MOVIE.... THE ONE WITH THE PATHETIC PLASTIC EXPLOSIVESHARK IN IT...HOW TACKY CAN A MOVIE GET.... I MIGHT MENTION THOUGH THAT I TAPEDIT...  I DIDN'T TAPE IT CAUSE I LIKED IT, I ONLY REALLY WANTED THE SOUNDS SO ICOULD DIGITIZE THEM AND CHUCK EM IN A FUTURE DEMO OR SUMMIN' LIKE THAT! HEY ABIG HELLO TO CRAYONE IN FINLAND   -THE BIGGEST BATMAN AND STAR TREK FAN INFINLAND-.....    NOT A LOT HAS HAPPENED HERE LATELY, MAIL SEEMS TO BE HELD UP..(PROBABLY THE STUPID AIR STRIKES HERE IN OZ).. SO I HAVE A LACK OF GOOD NEWSTUFF...AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF, OUR PHONE HAS BEEN DISCONNECTED BY TELECOMCAUSE WE DIDN'T PAY A BILL ON TIME.... HA... WE GOT THE BILL A DAY BEFORE THEDAMN THING WAS DUE.... HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO PAY IT THAT QUICK..TYPICALTELECOM....           %   I'LL SEND ANOTHER MESSAGE TO FRANKIE OF PHOENIX IN FRANCE: GOTYOUR LETTER AND 2 DISKS YESTERDAY AND I AM LOOKING AROUND ORANGE FOR A JOB FORYOU... BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS YOU'LL PROBABLY ALREADY BE IN AUSTRALIA.. CAN'TWAIT TO MEET YOU.....    SEEING AS I HAVE NOTHING TO TYPE AT THE MO, I'LLDESCRIBE MY COMPUTER DESK THINGY... TRY TO PICTURE THIS:    IT'S A CORNER UNITWITH TWO HIGH SHELVES AND THE NORMAL FLAT BIT AROUND WAIST HIGH (DESK!) THE DESKHAS A LITTLE HOLE THING UNDER IT TO STORE BOOKS ETC... ON THE TOP OF THE WHOLEUNIT ARE TWO -GREAT- PIONEER SPEAKERS WHICH ARE HOOKED TO MY SANSUI INTEGRATEDDC SERVO AMPLIFIER WHICH IS HOOKED TO MY AMIGA... ON THE TOP SHELF THERE IS MYCOLLECTION OF DRAGONLANCE BOOKS (NOT ALL OF THEM YET!), A GERMAN DICTIONARY, 15MICRO MACHINES (COOL 2CM MODEL CARS!), MOULDED COMIC ABORIGINAL HEAD (MADE BY MYBROTHER), A DRAGON, A SIGN WHICH SAYS -I CAN READ YOUR MIND, YOU SHOULD BEASHAMED OF YOURSELF-, A LITTLE STUFFED GARFIELD, A LOLLY DISPENSER (EMPTY ASUSUAL), AND SOME CUSTOMS DECLARATION FORMS!... NEXT SHELF DOWN HAS: MY JAR OFSPARE COINS, A 5 DOLLAR NOTE, A CHEVY INSIGNIA 36 BLANK ASSORTED DISKS, BOX OFLABELS, MY MONITOR, BOX OF STAPLES, THE STAPLER, ONE OF THOSE KINETIC BALLSEXECUTIVE TOYS!, JAR OF PENS, A DISK CONTAINING THE LATEST AI + FF BAT SINUSINTRO (WAS THE LATEST ONE AT THE TIME OF TYPING THIS), AND A LITTLE DINOSAURRUBBER.. ON TOP OF MY MONITOR ARE TWO THINGS: GARFIELD AND ODIE! (PLASTICCHARACTERS)...NOW ON THE DESK IS: MY AMIGA 500 WITH EXTRA MEM OF COURSE, NETCOMM1200 MODEM (2400 UPGRADE SOON!), 2 EXTERNAL DRIVES, MOUSE MAT, PENS, DISKSEVERYWHERE, LABELS, AND WIRES EVERYWHERE!!!.. JUST BEHIND ME I HAVE 2 SONY 3.5INCH DISK DRIVES (NEED POWER AND ADAPTOR FOR AMIGA YET), ONE 45 MEG RODIME 3.5INCH HARD DRIVE AND POWER SUPPLY (ALL I NEED IS A SCSI!!).... AND AS WELL ASTHIS THE FLOOR IS COVERED WITH CLOTHES AND THE BED IS NOT MADE.... IN OTHERWORDS, MY ROOM IS VERY LIVED IN, AND I LIKE IT THAT WAY!!!    IF I WERE TO TELLYOU WHAT IS ON MY OTHER SHELVES ON MY RIGHT HAND SIDE (LIKE THE ARMATRON WITHTHE GREMLIN IN ITS GRIPS) IT WOULD TAKE AN AWFUL LONG TIME...    OK I THINK THISWILL DO FOR THIS DAY....           % HI I'M BACK AGAIN, IT'S THE NEXT DAY..  I HAVEDISCOVERED A GOOD PHONE BOX JUT UP THE ROAD FROM MY HOUSE.. SEEING AS OUR PHONEHAS BEEN DISCONNECTED I WENT TO THE PHONE BOX TO RING TECHNIQUE TO SEE IF HEKNEW HOW THIS DEMO WAS GETTING ON... SEEING AS WE LIVE A LONG WAY APART I TOOKABOUT 4 DOLLARS TO PAY.. SO I GOT TO THE BOX PUT 30 CENTS IN THE PHONE AND RUNGTECHNIQUE... RING RING...CLUNK BEEP BEEP BEEP (LONG DISTANCE BEEPS) AND I TALKEDTO TECHNIQUE FOR ABOUT HALF AN HOUR WITHOUT PUTTING ANY EXTRA MONEY IN THEPHONE, AND WHEN I HUNG THE PHONE UP, IT GAVE ME THE 30 CENTS BACK AGAIN!!!!..NOW THAT'S MY KINDA PHONE!!!...  WHEN I WAS TALKING TO TECHNIQUE HE TOLD ME THATHE WILL HAVE TO LAY LOW ON THE AMIGA SCENE FOR A COUPLE MONTHS DUE TO HIM DOINGHIS HSC (FOR PEOPLE IN OTHER COUNTRIES, THIS IS A MAJOR THING TO GET.. 12 YEARSOF SCHOOL LEAD TO THIS!, I DO MINE NEXT YEAR!)...SO, AS IT IS IT WILL BE MAINLYME AND BIT-MASTER DOING THE WORK WITH THE ENFIELD CRACKER BUSY WORKING ANDTECHNIQUE DOING HIS HSC....  OKEY DOKEY, I THINK THIS IS ALL I WANT TO TYPE, IFYOU DECIDE TO WRITE TO US COULD YOU LET US KNOW THAT YOU GOT OUR ADDRESS FROMTHIS DEMO, AND GIVE US A BIT OF FEEDBACK ON WHAT YOU THOUGHT OF THIS DEMO..THIS IS ONLY OUR SECOND EVER DEMO, AND WE THINK IT IS A LOT OF AN IMPROVEMENTFROM THE FIRST!...........           %I'LL GO ONTO THE USUAL OCCURRENCE OF THINGS.... FIRSTLYTHE FULL MEMBERLIST OF AMIGA INDUSTRIES AND FREEDOM FORCE AS I KNOW IT : LUCIFER* CRAYONE * ROLEX * FIZZ * SHANGHAI * ANDY JACKSON * CHEVY * RASTER * DYNAMO *PINK PANTHER MC CURSOR * MEDIATOR * BLAIR * ROLY * DR. VISUAL * WIZ OF OZ *ENFIELD CRACKER * TECHNIQUE * BIT-MASTER * HEADQUARTER * MIB * CATAIN CHAOS *ANDY * KERSTIN * DR. HACKVOLL * ZACERY ROJERS * AND STOP... WOW, A FAIRLY LARGEAMMOUNT........ NOW ONTO THE GREETINGS....... - VERY ULTRA MEGA COOL GREETS TO--- T H R E A T ---, AND ALSO SPECIAL DOUBLE SIDED DOUBLE DENSITY HAND SHAKES TO(IN NO ORDER EXCEPT ALPHABETICAL IN REVERSE!!): ZIKE OF FAIRLIGHT * U OF SPLITPERSONALITIES NORWAY * THE LEPPARD * SUPERTED OF THE BAND * SHADOWLIGHT * SENSEI OF TOP SWAP * RAMHUNTER * PORSCHE OFNUKEBUSTERS * PHILIP OF MIRAGE INT. * NEWTON OF ESA * LORD CHAOS OF NOVA * JASONOF IDS CREW * FRANKIE OF PHOENIX * DROID OF TRONIC * DR.JEST OF BOC * CATELLITE* ANG OF KOOL KIDS.. THE NORMAL GREETINGS GO TO IN NO ORDER AT ALL: TRILOGY *DEATHSTAR * BLACK MONKS * CASCADE * ACCUMULATORS AND THE SOFTWARE KILLERS * IPECELITE * ABAKUS * PIRANHAS * ALPHA FLIGHT * HOTLINE * AVENGER * PROPHETS AG *SUBWAY * IBB AND DIGITECH * WEB INC. * POWERSLAVES * HQC * BAMIGA SECTOR ONE *DOC * RED SECTOR * IKARI * TRAITORS * AGENTS * ORACLE * RANDOM ACCESS * TRISTAR* DUECO * QUARTEX * 1001-CREW * COSMOS * NORTHSTAR AND THE SILENTS * ACES * THEBAND * THE LIGHT FORCE * VISION FACTORY AND BENCOR BROTHERS * BEASTIE BOYS *WORLD OF WONDERS * DEEFJAM & CCS & SPREADPOINT * QUICKSILVER * WIZARDS * X-MEN *ACCESSION * ARISE * AXENON * SAE * SPECIAL BROTHERS * EXTREME TEAM * ETC ETC ETCETC ETC ETC...  SORRY IF I HAVE MISSED YOU AND YOU ARE SWAPPING WITH AMIGAINDUSTRIES AND FREEDOM FORCE....           %NOW FOR ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN WAITING FORMY ADDRESS IT IS ABOUT TO COME ONTO YOUR SCREEN... THIS ADDRESS IS FOR PEOPLEWHO ARE INTERESTED IN SWAPPING OR WHO CONSIDER THEMSELVES 'GOOD' ENOUGH TO JOINUS....         WRITE TO :        WIZ OF OZ  -*-  P.O.BOX 236  -*-  ORANGE, NSW-*-  2800. AUSTRALIA....     OR PHONE    +(0)63 658 319 AND ASK FOR JUSTIN...AND NOW THE END IS HERE...... A QUICK MESSAGE TO ANTHRAX OF LORDS OF CONQUEST:WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PACKAGE YOU SAID YOU WOULD GET TOGETHER AND POST TOME....??....      NOW IS THE END, AND REMEMBER THAT  OZC IS DEAD.....COMING IN FOR LANDING.............     BOOOOM, A PERFECT LANDING...CATCHUZALLATER.....                         TEXT WILL REPLAY!!              %                                                      LOOK, THE TEXT WILL START AGAIN... WHAT AREYOU WAITING FOR????...                                                    DUMDUM DEE DUM....      BELIEVE ME, THE TEXT WILL RESTART RIGHT.......   NOW :5   2   3  6   1   WELL, SO WHAT IF IT'S NOT REALLY THE END! IT WILL BE IN SEC OR2...                                                              THIS REALLY ISTHE END      THIS SCROLL AT THIS POIN IS NEARLY 15K LONG!!!       CHOWBABES!!!!!!    WATCH FOR THE NEXT AMIGA INDUSTRIES AND FREEDOM FORCE RELEASE