Oz-Con 1 Invitation Intro

THIS IS AN INVITE TO ALCHEMYS OZ-CON 1, OUR FIRST MAJOR GATHERING OF ANYONE WHO USES AN AMIGA.. WE HAVE TO SET THE ENTRY PRICE AT 5 DOLLARS FOR THE RENT OF THE PLACE AND FOR THE DEMO COMP PRIZES. BRING YOUR MACHINES ALONG (BRING SOME POWER BOARDS!) AND MAKE THIS A GOOD EVENT... MORE PEOPLE MEANS BIGGER PRIZES, SO COME ALONG. MONEY WILL ALSO GO TOWARDS ANOTHER MEET SO WE CAN HIRE A HALL. GREETS ARE EXTENDED TO (IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER) BATMAN (SILLY IBM DUDE), GRUBS (ANOTHER SILLY IBM DUDE), HISST, THUG, GRUNTA H, AND ALL THOSE UNLUCKY PEOPLE I FORGOT! HOPEFULLY THIS WILL NOT BE A DEAD PARTY (WE WILL NOT MENTION ANY NAMES LIKE MAJIC12 HERE) AND THAT EVERYONE WILL HAVE A GOOD TIME. SEEYA THERE...   DREAMWEAVER HERE.  APOLOGIES FOR THE DELAY IN BRINGING THIS LITTLE INVITE TO YOUR SCREENS... FIRST THE CREDITS.....  CODING AND GFX - BIGGLES     GFX, DISTRIBUTION AND COFFEE! - DREAMWEAVER    CODING - VISION BEYOND (INDIRECTLY)    MUSIC - GINSENG.....   LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU ALL AT OZ-CON 1.  SPREAD THIS DEMO ANYWHERE THAT I HAVENT ALREADY.  WE WANT ALL THE PEOPLE WE CAN GET, LAMERS (YES, EVEN YOU STALKER) INCLUDED.  ANY GOOD AT CODING ???  THEN ENTER THE DEMO COMP.  DOESNT MATTER IF YOU DONT WIN... THE FACT THAT YOUVE ENTERED IS MORE THAN ENOUGH....  I WANT A GFX SCREEN FROM EVERYONE WHO ENTERS FOR THE PLACINGS DEMO, AND MAYBE A MOD FROM SOME PEOPLE.... THIS WAY EVERYONE WHO ENTERED WILL HAVE THEIR SAY IN THE PLACINGS RELEASE.. WATCH FOR THE UPCOMING RELEASE FROM ALCHEMY... A ROLEPLAYING COLLOSUS WHICH MIGHT BE DEMOED AT OZ-CON.  THIS WILL BE THE FIRST MAJOR RELEASE FROM ALCHEMY SINCE THE RELEASE OF TRAILBLAZER. ALSO WATCH OUT FOR THE MUSIC DISK FEATURING SOME COOL MODS FROM GINSENG.   AND NOW THE GREETZ LIST (THE OFFICIAL LONG ONE, NOT BIGGLES POOR ATTEMPT) - NIGHTOWL (SHE IS THREATENING ME IF I DONT MENTION HER FIRST :) - STAINLESS STEEL RAT (CRASS) - ARCHIMEDES (CRASS) - PHLEXOR (CRASS) - ITEC (CRASS) GOTHIQUE (CRASS) - SHEM (CRASS) - KIRK (ANTHROX) - GINNIE (QUARTEX) - SHAYDZ (LUNATICS) - MIXER (LUNATICS) - WOODY (LUNATICS)- JIMMY (LUNATICS) - PUMPKIN POWER - HUNTER - SOUTHERN GUILD - CRASS - LUNATICS - ANTHROX - MJ12 (WELL - WHAT CAN WE SAY :) - PUGGS - KERRO PANILLE - WALLY - TECHNO (SOMEONE FROM THE PC WORLD) DAVE HAYNIE (MY HERO NOT THAT HE IS EVER GOING TO READ THIS :) - JAY MINER (OUR FATHER...THOU ART IN...) - VHRA - CHAOS (LEECH!) - WARTHOG (AS UGLY AS HE SOUNDS AND A BIGGER LEECH THAN CHAOS) GORDON - JOAN KIRNER (ONLY KIDDING) - VB (NOT THE CODER !) - ALFA - RAMBO - BYTE IMAGE (ARE WE AWAKE THIS MONTH?) - BINK - BINS (ANOTHE PC DUDE) - CEFIAR (THE CAFE - NOT SURE IF THATS A COMPLIMENT :) - THE CURE - STRATOCASTER - IVAN TROTSKY (PC DUDE) - THE MASKED AVENGER (INFAMOUS) - DIAMOND (NOT THAT ANYONE KNOWS HER ) - SILICON SPY - SPOOKMAN - SHADOW - SEVERIAN - SUNDEVIL - ZERO HOUR - UMM .... ERR..  GET ME ANOTHER VB! (DEFINITELY NOT THE CODER!!!) I CANT THINK OF ANYONE ELSE OFFHAND BUT I KNOW I HAVE FORGOTTEN PEOPLE (NOT AS MANY AS BIGGLES PERHAPS BUT APOLOGIES TO ANYONE WEVE (WELL - IVE) FORGOTTEN... WATCH OUT FOR BRIMSTONE BBS WHICH WILL HOPEFULLY BE UP IN SEPTEMBER.   WE WILL BE PULLING IN USENET ECHOES, AND PROVIDING INTERNET MAIL FOR THE MEASLY SUM OF 10 DOLLARS A YEAR.  ANYHOW - IVE RAMBLED ON ENOUGH.  HERES VB (YES - THE CODER THIS TIME) WITH HIS SAY....  VISION BEYOND HERE... I AM WRITING SCROLL TEXT FOR A DEMO THAT I HAVE NOT WRITTEN.  THATS A NICE FIRST :)...  THE MAIN REASON FOR THIS IS TO APOLOGISE FOR OMITTING THE ELEPHANT JOKES IN MY VERSION OF THE C64 GAME, TRAILBLAZER.  SO, HERE FROM THE C64 VERSION OF THE GAME, ARE THE ELEPHANT JOKES...  WHY DO ELEPHANTS PAINT THEIR TOENAILS DIFFERENT COLOURS.... SO THEY CAN HIDE IN A TUBE OF SMARTIES....  HOW DOES AN ELEPHANT GET OUT OF A TREE...? HE SITS ON A LEAF AND WAITS TILL AUTUMN... HOW DOES AN ELEPHANT CLIMB A TREE?.... HE SITS ON AN ACORN.....  WELL THATS ALL OF THEM.  YOU HAVE PUMPKIN POWER TO THANK FOR THEIR INCLUSION IN THIS DEMO!  CYA ALL AT THE CONFERENCE!  VB......   WELL, THATS THE END OF THE SCROLLY FOR THIS DEMO.. IF THERE IS ANYTHING I FORGOT, TOUGH SHIT....    BUT BEFORE WE REPEAT, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER IN AN INVITE OR SO I THINK, IS THE BASTARD LIST. HERE WE GIVE GREETS TO ALL THE BASTARDS THAT WE KNOW....   KIRNER, KEATING , THUG, MACROS, PEOPLE WHO PUT STUPID UTILITY BOOTBLOCKS ON THEIR DISKS SO THEY DONT WORK ON A 68030, PEOPLE WHO WRITE SOFTWARE THAT DOES NOT WORK UNDER 2.04, GAMES THAT ARE NOT HD INSTALLABLE, ASSEMBLERS THAT DONT ALLOW YOU TO EDIT MORE THAN ONE FILE AT A TIME (ASM-ONE), PEOPLE WHO DONT TIME STUFF TO THE CIAS (ME INCLUDED), ETC... I AM SURE I WILL FIND OTHER STUFF I HATE BUT ALL THIS NEGATIVE VIBRATIONS ARE KILLING ME...... CYA